wolf Goes to Rehab (WAS: Tales from the New Nuthouse)

[wolf]

OVERHEAD PAGE: Security, please call detox, security call detox. No emergency.

Now, since it's a weekend, this disturbed the security guard from his very important television watching in my empty back lobby. There was basketball on, you see. I only knew he was there because I had to get water from the lab's filtered water spigot for the Keurig bossdude bought us for Christmas.

Anyway, he came int the office and used my phone to call.

GUARD: Security ... you want what? ... that's housekeeping. I don't have no blankets ... oh, you tried them and they're gone for the day ... I see.

He hangs up and turns around and looks at me, making it clear that the entire weight of the world is on his shoulders, and he has to go looking for blankets. Apparently it was a pretty good basketball game.

WOLF: Clearly they don't want just any darn blanket, eh? Only a security blanket will do ...

I'll be here all week, folks. Don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses.