wolf Goes to Rehab (WAS: Tales from the New Nuthouse)

[wolf]

May and June are entirely too full. I have had three trainings (two 2-day and one 3-day that I was both taking and hosting), lots of overtime because of the hyperguy firing, and now ...

bossdude has hired a couple of people. One is a psych student who therefore thinks she knows everything, and the other ...

Well, this is weird, even in my vast experience.

The other night she as working and we were comminting on the inappropriateness of her minidress, which, incidentally, for June is totally wrong, winter colors and it was a heavy wool fabric. She is from a warmer part of the country, Pennsyltucky weather is confusing to her system I guess.

So over the weekend I was picking up an extra shift and worked with her. It was busy, but light enough in traffic that we had some time to talk. She starts telling doghoarder and I about her hobby.

She's into serial killers.

I mean REALLY into serial killers. Like in love with a particular one with a very high body count who has since been executed.

Freaky in love.

Gets an "O" face when she talks about him. I have been describing this is "rapturous."

Now, I know some things here and there about serial killers, followed a few, have read most of the books.

Why people do things fascinates me. Especially why they do particularly dark things. Like that.

But it's a passing interest.

So after the revelation about how much she loves this dead serial killer, even to the point where she wants to have her ashes sprinkled in the same location as his ... well ... then it hit me.

She dresses, does her hair, everything ... to match his victim profile.

When I say freaky, I mean freaky.

So, yesterday I get a text from doghoarder ...

"psychokillergirlfriend has a girl crush on you. She just told me."

[glatt]

Sounds like she should be on the nut side of the nuthouse.

[Nirvana]

the one good thing that came from the Ace Ventura movies

Alrighty then!

[a quote that encompasses shock, awe and non judgement, well maybe a little judgement]

[BigV]

Originally Posted by Nirvana

the one good thing that came from the Ace Ventura movies

Alrighty then!

[a quote that encompasses shock, awe and non judgement, well maybe a little judgement]

excellent assay!

[sexobon]

Originally Posted by wolf

... bossdude has hired a couple of people. One is a psych student who therefore thinks she knows everything, ...

Originally Posted by wolf

and the other ... She's into serial killers. I mean REALLY into serial killers. Like in love with a particular one with a very high body count who has since been executed. Freaky in love. Gets an "O" face when she talks about him. I have been describing this is "rapturous." ... So after the revelation about how much she loves this dead serial killer, even to the point where she wants to have her ashes sprinkled in the same location as his ... well ... then it hit me. She dresses, does her hair, everything ... to match his victim profile. When I say freaky, I mean freaky. So, yesterday I get a text from doghoarder ... "psychokillergirlfriend has a girl crush on you. She just told me."

Change the names to protect the innocent; then, turn your information about psychokillergirlfriend over to psychstudent as a case study. Ask psychstudent for her assessment and recommendations. Should be a humbling experience for her.

[Spexxvet]

Originally Posted by wolf

"psychokillergirlfriend has a girl crush on you. She just told me."

If a psychokillergirlfriend has a girl crush on you, you just might be a serial killer. - Jeff Foxworthy Dahmer