Indecent neighbors on trash day

[lumberjim]

I fell awake very early this Thursday morning. As I sit here lightly sweating in the already 83° heat with 85% humidity (not even making that up...)



I've witnessed three of my neighbors take their trash out in their skivvies.

First the guy next door in thin white boxers and a v neck white tee, then the old matron across from him came out in an ankle length linen shift. And then the next door on the other side of me... The Cathoholic lady comes out in a tie died tee shirt that came to mid thigh.... And I don't know if she had any pants on at all?

I'm setting an alarm for Big Trash day. Should be a good show.