The WTF NSFW thread

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Every non-parent is now retching. (Except possibly those who work in health care-type jobs.)

Every parent is thinking either, "been there, done that" or "yeah, my kid's done worse." You have our sympathy!!

My son had a blow-out when he was very young. I real blow-out, he had a cold... he really blew it up.
I thought I was on hidden camera for a sec.
It was all over the bumpers and the side was all shreaded... I am NOT making this up.
It looked kinda like that but with a splash pattern and multi-colored.
I was traumatized by it for a long time, and I used to work with human shit (our ranch had a fertilizer plant attached to it... yes, it was nasty, we had to dry it, mix it with phosphates and chicken shit... great job, NOT!
Which was still not as nasty as cleaning out old stills at the distillary... the most nasty job EVER!)