The WTF NSFW thread - Page 63

SteveDallas · 08-17-2007, 01:49 PM

Every non-parent is now retching. (Except possibly those who work in health care-type jobs.)

Every parent is thinking either, "been there, done that" or "yeah, my kid's done worse." You have our sympathy!!

be-bop · 08-18-2007, 07:10 PM

Did the poor wee bugger explode?

LabRat · 08-20-2007, 12:02 PM

Hey Clod, how is Mini doing? OK I hope!!

Clodfobble · 08-20-2007, 12:37 PM

Oh yeah, better now. His digestive issues are mostly cleared up and the diaper rash is healing. The Crib From Hell was at least partially my fault: I know he's a big fan of taking off his diaper, but I was trying to let a little more airflow in by putting him to bed without pajama pants...

smurfalicious · 08-20-2007, 08:31 PM

wow... that looks familiar. my daughter caught to rotovirus when she was 9 months old - every 15 minutes, if it wasn't diarrhea, it was vomit. and it all had the same funny smell. i'll never forget that smell. i thought i had, until you posted that picture. thanks a lot.

08-20-2007, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Every non-parent is now retching. (Except possibly those who work in health care-type jobs.)

Every parent is thinking either, "been there, done that" or "yeah, my kid's done worse." You have our sympathy!!

My son had a blow-out when he was very young. I real blow-out, he had a cold... he really blew it up.
I thought I was on hidden camera for a sec.
It was all over the bumpers and the side was all shreaded... I am NOT making this up.
It looked kinda like that but with a splash pattern and multi-colored.
I was traumatized by it for a long time, and I used to work with human shit (our ranch had a fertilizer plant attached to it... yes, it was nasty, we had to dry it, mix it with phosphates and chicken shit... great job, NOT!
Which was still not as nasty as cleaning out old stills at the distillary... the most nasty job EVER!)

Cloud · 08-20-2007, 11:24 PM

hey, I just saw the piercing video! That is a HCH -- a horizontal hood piercing, just like mine (although my jewelry is much, much bigger and mine actually does impact the clit itself). Guy did a good job; measured carefully, was quick and deft.

Remember, it only hurts for a second--like getting a shot.

LabRat · 08-21-2007, 07:55 AM

When you say impact, Cloud, you mean rub, as in for pleasure when not even trying, right? How long have you had yours? Doesn't it rub you raw when you walk a lot? I'm just thinking that this wouldn't be a good idea for say, a runner

I suppose you would get used to it, but then, is that due to a lack of sensitivity over time?

Cloud · 08-21-2007, 08:40 AM

no, I meant pierced through. I was pierced with such a large gauge that the piercer--intentionally or not, I've never figured out--also pierced my clit, which is rare. I walk a lot. It does not rub or irritate, nor have I lost sensitivity.

Some women are more sensitive than others. My bits are not that sensitive--I've never had a spontaneous orgasm from my piercing or anything. You do get used to it, and sometimes changing the jewelry can "refresh" the sensation.

richlevy · 08-21-2007, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Every non-parent is now retching.

And us parents are having flashbacks.

TheMercenary · 08-22-2007, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Picky, picky, picky, that's what they called it where I found the link.

Of course you're right, as usual.

Clits proper should never be pierced. Only the hoods. Either vertical (best IMHO) or horizontal.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-22-2007, 10:20 PM

Tell Cloud that.

Elspode · 08-22-2007, 11:20 PM

When did you have your clitoral hood pierced, Merc? Did it hurt? How did you decide that vertical was best? Did you try it the other way first?

TheMercenary · 08-24-2007, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

When did you have your clitoral hood pierced, Merc? Did it hurt? How did you decide that vertical was best? Did you try it the other way first?

Not me silly, the clit owner in my life.

Elspode · 08-25-2007, 12:54 AM

I was ribbing you...

08-20-2007, 12:02 PM	#933
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Hey Clod, how is Mini doing? OK I hope!! __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

08-20-2007, 08:31 PM	#935
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	wow... that looks familiar. my daughter caught to rotovirus when she was 9 months old - every 15 minutes, if it wasn't diarrhea, it was vomit. and it all had the same funny smell. i'll never forget that smell. i thought i had, until you posted that picture. thanks a lot. __________________

08-20-2007, 11:24 PM	#937
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	hey, I just saw the piercing video! That is a HCH -- a horizontal hood piercing, just like mine (although my jewelry is much, much bigger and mine actually does impact the clit itself). Guy did a good job; measured carefully, was quick and deft. Remember, it only hurts for a second--like getting a shot. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

08-21-2007, 07:55 AM	#938
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	When you say impact, Cloud, you mean rub, as in for pleasure when not even trying, right? How long have you had yours? Doesn't it rub you raw when you walk a lot? I'm just thinking that this wouldn't be a good idea for say, a runner I suppose you would get used to it, but then, is that due to a lack of sensitivity over time? __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

08-21-2007, 08:40 AM	#939
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	no, I meant pierced through. I was pierced with such a large gauge that the piercer--intentionally or not, I've never figured out--also pierced my clit, which is rare. I walk a lot. It does not rub or irritate, nor have I lost sensitivity. Some women are more sensitive than others. My bits are not that sensitive--I've never had a spontaneous orgasm from my piercing or anything. You do get used to it, and sometimes changing the jewelry can "refresh" the sensation. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

08-17-2007, 01:49 PM	#931
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Every non-parent is now retching. (Except possibly those who work in health care-type jobs.) Every parent is thinking either, "been there, done that" or "yeah, my kid's done worse." You have our sympathy!!

08-18-2007, 07:10 PM	#932
be-bop Operations Operative Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: scotland/uk Posts: 664	Did the poor wee bugger explode?

08-20-2007, 12:37 PM	#934
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Oh yeah, better now. His digestive issues are mostly cleared up and the diaper rash is healing. The Crib From Hell was at least partially my fault: I know he's a big fan of taking off his diaper, but I was trying to let a little more airflow in by putting him to bed without pajama pants...

08-22-2007, 10:20 PM	#942
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Tell Cloud that. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-22-2007, 11:20 PM	#943
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	When did you have your clitoral hood pierced, Merc? Did it hurt? How did you decide that vertical was best? Did you try it the other way first? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-25-2007, 12:54 AM	#945
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I was ribbing you... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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