Declarations for the good of mankind - Page 3

hamadryad · 10-11-2008, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I declare that after the presidential election is decided there will be a moratorium on any discussions concerning politics for a period of 45 days in The Cellar.

I declare that I may have just found the man/woman/mammal of my dreams!

xoxoxoBruce · 10-12-2008, 12:05 AM

Wouldn't you better off with someone that makes rational proposals?

TheMercenary · 10-12-2008, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Can we just make it every 4th week, on the full moon? I feel silly howling at a half moon.

Yea, I not howling at any half-baked moon. It has to be full or the other werwolves will be making fun of me. No way, has to be full. And on top of that, it doesn't always happen on a Sat. Then what do I do, just keep waiting til one does fall on a Sat. Who knows how long that is going to be? Eh. You pain me. I need blood.

ZenGum · 10-12-2008, 03:27 AM

That's vampires, dude, we jus' need flesh. And leave the brains for the zombies.

No way am I howling at my own arse. (Out of it, sometimes, maybe). That's too much like barking up the wrong tree.

Cicero · 10-12-2008, 10:11 AM

Umm... I thought I was clear when I said I didn't want any excuses or questions from you guys.

The directions are clear: Howl at the moon every other Saturday. Oh, and didn't I say mandatory? So what's with the discussion from the peanut gallery?

No more of this, but this, but that, and do it maggots!

Elspode · 10-12-2008, 10:38 AM

There was quite a bit of moon howling in Cellar Chat last night. Did that fit the mandate, Cicero?

Sundae · 10-12-2008, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I declare that after the presidential election is decided there will be a moratorium on any discussions concerning politics for a period of 45 days in The Cellar.

American politics? Shrug, okay.

I declare that it is now illegal for anyone renting out rooms to have them at a temperature above 18 degrees. Individual tenants can provide their own heating if they wish, but as with transporting livestock there is now a maximum temp. I thank you.

DanaC · 10-12-2008, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Treasenuak

I declare that single mothers freshly out of abusive relationships (or single fathers in the same boat), with the child on their hip, should get free rent for up to six months until they have time to start a new life for them and their child.

For the win:P

xoxoxoBruce · 10-12-2008, 11:28 AM

Socialist. :p

BrianR · 10-12-2008, 11:35 AM

SG, is that Celsius of Farenheit?

Sundae · 10-12-2008, 12:53 PM

Sorry, Celsius!
74.4 F in here and I'm dying of it....

HungLikeJesus · 10-12-2008, 01:00 PM

That would be too hot, particularly for sleeping. I keep our bedroom at about 56 °F (in winter) and my office at about 66 °F while I'm working.

hamadryad · 10-12-2008, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Wouldn't you better off with someone that makes rational proposals?

Perhaps.... but this Mercenary fellow seems to live in my neck of the woods. That contributes mightily to his/her/its appeal.

Cicero · 10-12-2008, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Wouldn't you better off with someone that makes rational proposals?

uhh. No.

You always come along to kill the romance.:p

morethanpretty · 10-12-2008, 07:22 PM

I declare: Businesses should close between 1-3pm for everyone to take a nap, especially during the summer.
No one should put on clothes within 30min of getting out of the shower, they should go about their regular activities with the freedom and comfort of clean naked skin.

10-12-2008, 12:05 AM	#32
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Wouldn't you better off with someone that makes rational proposals? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-12-2008, 03:27 AM	#34
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	That's vampires, dude, we jus' need flesh. And leave the brains for the zombies. No way am I howling at my own arse. (Out of it, sometimes, maybe). That's too much like barking up the wrong tree. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-12-2008, 10:11 AM	#35
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Umm... I thought I was clear when I said I didn't want any excuses or questions from you guys. The directions are clear: Howl at the moon every other Saturday. Oh, and didn't I say mandatory? So what's with the discussion from the peanut gallery? No more of this, but this, but that, and do it maggots! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-12-2008, 10:38 AM	#36
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	There was quite a bit of moon howling in Cellar Chat last night. Did that fit the mandate, Cicero? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-12-2008, 11:28 AM	#39
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Socialist. :p __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-12-2008, 11:35 AM	#40
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	SG, is that Celsius of Farenheit? __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

10-12-2008, 12:53 PM	#41
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Sorry, Celsius! 74.4 F in here and I'm dying of it.... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-12-2008, 01:00 PM	#42
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	That would be too hot, particularly for sleeping. I keep our bedroom at about 56 °F (in winter) and my office at about 66 °F while I'm working. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-12-2008, 07:22 PM	#45
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	I declare: Businesses should close between 1-3pm for everyone to take a nap, especially during the summer. No one should put on clothes within 30min of getting out of the shower, they should go about their regular activities with the freedom and comfort of clean naked skin. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

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