APB: Cellarites missing.

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Are the meetings on a remote island... with an underwater entrance to a lake in a hollow volcano? Do you have to wear a uniform with strange symbols? Does the leader have a white cat on his lap?

How did you know that?

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

Keep your eyes open!

Will do.
Stats in the meeting indicate about 75% of those using our services are female, of which 75% are 21 - 30.

Originally Posted by casimendocina

Would that possibly be because they're all on holiday? If you're particularly feeling the lack of student consultations, some actual students who go to your institution can be sent in your direction.

Well, yeah, but I kid you not I am busy with administration, still. Meh, they pay me.