What Did YOUR Kitty do?

Trilby · 02-18-2010, 05:47 PM

My kitty (Spiderman) crawled up on my shoulder to suck on my earlobe and purr and then she passed some wicked gas. There's a cloud hovering over the keyboard as I type.

What did your kitty do?

lumberjim · 02-18-2010, 05:48 PM

Spike farts constantly, the piker.

Elspode · 02-18-2010, 07:04 PM

Eden is also a methane factory, and he likes to terrorize the other cats. He is young and playful.

kerosene · 02-18-2010, 07:21 PM

Cleo tears up carpet.

Pico and ME · 02-18-2010, 07:53 PM

Turbo bites Pico and makes him yelp like a baby. Neither one of them fart.

Pie · 02-18-2010, 08:46 PM

Luna barfs. Often.

Undertoad · 02-18-2010, 08:57 PM

Is this a thread about vaginas?

Trilby · 02-19-2010, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Is this a thread about vaginas?

if you want it to be.

Shawnee123 · 02-19-2010, 08:16 AM

My cats don't fart that I know of. They eat a lot, and poo a lot.

And Gaines won't stop his incessant meowing. He wants to go outside, until I open the door and he stands there looking outside and looks at me like "waddya mean it's still cold?" I wouldn't think he'd mind. We found him hiding under my car one winter when we had a streak of minus 20 temps, a thousand years ago.

So he doesn't go out then he meows again, repeat process.

He's really lucky he's so darn cute.

Oh, and 17 in April Tajjy likes to barf. Well, I don't know if she really LIKES it, but she does it a lot.

Griff · 02-19-2010, 08:30 AM

Ray works Merlin's perimeter for hours upon hours. Merlin, being an Aussie, can't turn his attention away.

Gravdigr · 02-19-2010, 10:15 AM

My Bombay, Slick, is a very well-behaved kitteh. But he will only drink from the bathtub.

jinx · 02-19-2010, 12:12 PM

Dennis is a good boy. Best cat I've ever had.
Spike just ate a ham sandwich. And farted.

limey · 02-19-2010, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx

Dennis is a good boy. Best cat I've ever had.
Spike just ate a ham sandwich. And farted.

Spike's a nickname for LJ, right?

SamIam · 02-19-2010, 12:48 PM

Flicker and Sylvester are still kittens yet, so there's plenty of high spirits to go around. This morning they were playing a game of tag combined with a game of let's see who can jump highest off the bed. Woke me right up, that did. Neither one farts, thank heavens.

Shawnee123 · 02-19-2010, 12:49 PM

Taj is happier drinking out of my glass of water. So, in addition to their water bowl, I keep a big cup of water on the floor in front of the TV. Her head is always in it.

02-18-2010, 05:47 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	What Did YOUR Kitty do? My kitty (Spiderman) crawled up on my shoulder to suck on my earlobe and purr and then she passed some wicked gas. There's a cloud hovering over the keyboard as I type. What did your kitty do? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

02-18-2010, 05:48 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Spike farts constantly, the piker. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-18-2010, 07:04 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Eden is also a methane factory, and he likes to terrorize the other cats. He is young and playful. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-18-2010, 08:46 PM	#6
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Luna barfs. Often. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

02-19-2010, 08:16 AM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	My cats don't fart that I know of. They eat a lot, and poo a lot. And Gaines won't stop his incessant meowing. He wants to go outside, until I open the door and he stands there looking outside and looks at me like "waddya mean it's still cold?" I wouldn't think he'd mind. We found him hiding under my car one winter when we had a streak of minus 20 temps, a thousand years ago. So he doesn't go out then he meows again, repeat process. He's really lucky he's so darn cute. Oh, and 17 in April Tajjy likes to barf. Well, I don't know if she really LIKES it, but she does it a lot. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 02-19-2010 at 08:45 AM.

02-18-2010, 07:21 PM	#4
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Cleo tears up carpet.

02-18-2010, 07:53 PM	#5
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Turbo bites Pico and makes him yelp like a baby. Neither one of them fart.

02-18-2010, 08:57 PM	#7
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Is this a thread about vaginas?

02-19-2010, 08:30 AM	#10
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Ray works Merlin's perimeter for hours upon hours. Merlin, being an Aussie, can't turn his attention away. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

02-19-2010, 10:15 AM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	My Bombay, Slick, is a very well-behaved kitteh. But he will only drink from the bathtub. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-19-2010, 12:12 PM	#12
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Dennis is a good boy. Best cat I've ever had. Spike just ate a ham sandwich. And farted. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

02-19-2010, 12:48 PM	#14
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Flicker and Sylvester are still kittens yet, so there's plenty of high spirits to go around. This morning they were playing a game of tag combined with a game of let's see who can jump highest off the bed. Woke me right up, that did. Neither one farts, thank heavens.

02-19-2010, 12:49 PM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Taj is happier drinking out of my glass of water. So, in addition to their water bowl, I keep a big cup of water on the floor in front of the TV. Her head is always in it. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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