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Gravdigr · 11-20-2010, 03:38 PM

Imagine this:

For whatever reason, the sun goes supernova. At the exact same moment, the LHC malunctions in a big way, and produces a 'big bang' with the energy of a billion suns. This massive and cataclysmic explosion engulfs the earth in a microsecond, causing all the nucyuler weapons to detonate at the same moment that all the nucyuler power plants go all Chernobyl on your ass, resulting in a magnetic influx resonant frequency modulation, causing the total explosive power to increase a bilion billion times. The resulting explosion is so powerful and massive it destroys the universe, a cataclysm so immense in scale, that an entirely new universe is created in the next millisecond.

All that was an infinitesimal spark, compared to the shit that went on at her place last night.

How's things in the clean world?

11-20-2010, 03:38 PM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Imagine This Imagine this: For whatever reason, the sun goes supernova. At the exact same moment, the LHC malunctions in a big way, and produces a 'big bang' with the energy of a billion suns. This massive and cataclysmic explosion engulfs the earth in a microsecond, causing all the nucyuler weapons to detonate at the same moment that all the nucyuler power plants go all Chernobyl on your ass, resulting in a magnetic influx resonant frequency modulation, causing the total explosive power to increase a bilion billion times. The resulting explosion is so powerful and massive it destroys the universe, a cataclysm so immense in scale, that an entirely new universe is created in the next millisecond. All that was an infinitesimal spark, compared to the shit that went on at her place last night. How's things in the clean world? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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