The Sex Thread - Page 80

Gravdigr · 09-27-2010, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Pico and ME

You write sexy very well Gravedigr..

I wonder if there would be any interest in this sort of thing in the Creative Expression thread? Fiction, of course. Or non.

I've written a (non-sexy) short story or two.

footfootfoot · 09-27-2010, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I wonder if there would be any interest in this sort of thing in the Creative Expression thread? Fiction, of course. Or non.

I've written a (non-sexy) short story or two.

I'm sure a number of dwellars would appreciate a photo essay at any rate.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-27-2010, 10:00 AM

A lap dance to a man, may be just snuggling to a woman.

footfootfoot · 09-27-2010, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

A lap dance to a man, may be just snuggling to a woman.

There's a Neil Armstrong joke in there somewhere...

kerosene · 09-27-2010, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

And I wouldn't loan money to my dick.

That's probably wise. Next thing you know you would have a pimp in pink glasses hangin out in your driveway.

Gravdigr · 09-28-2010, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I'm sure a number of dwellars would appreciate a photo essay at any rate.

Oh, there are pictures, my friend.

Gravdigr · 09-29-2010, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

* He would want her more if it was on her stomach, but this time it was on a dirty sock next to the bed.

Stay outta my room.

Gravdigr · 11-20-2010, 03:38 PM

Imagine this:

For whatever reason, the sun goes supernova. At the exact same moment, the LHC malunctions in a big way, and produces a 'big bang' with the energy of a billion suns. This massive and cataclysmic explosion engulfs the earth in a microsecond, causing all the nucyuler weapons to detonate at the same moment that all the nucyuler power plants go all Chernobyl on your ass, resulting in a magnetic influx resonant frequency modulation, causing the total explosive power to increase a bilion billion times. The resulting explosion is so powerful and massive it destroys the universe, a cataclysm so immense in scale, that an entirely new universe is created in the next millisecond.

All that was an infinitesimal spark, compared to the shit that went on at her place last night.

How's things in the clean world?

Gravdigr · 11-20-2010, 03:39 PM

Heheh, check out the time of post for the last two posts. Kinda freaky.

11-21-2010, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Imagine this:

For whatever reason, the sun goes supernova. At the exact same moment, the LHC malunctions in a big way, and produces a 'big bang' with the energy of a billion suns. This massive and cataclysmic explosion engulfs the earth in a microsecond, causing all the nucyuler weapons to detonate at the same moment that all the nucyuler power plants go all Chernobyl on your ass, resulting in a magnetic influx resonant frequency modulation, causing the total explosive power to increase a bilion billion times. The resulting explosion is so powerful and massive it destroys the universe, a cataclysm so immense in scale, that an entirely new universe is created in the next millisecond.

All that was an infinitesimal spark, compared to the shit that went on at her place last night.

How's things in the clean world?

Hey man and I'm happy if the Earth just moves, y'know?

Spexxvet · 11-22-2010, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Imagine this:

For whatever reason, the sun goes supernova. At the exact same moment, the LHC malunctions in a big way, and produces a 'big bang' with the energy of a billion suns. This massive and cataclysmic explosion engulfs the earth in a microsecond, causing all the nucyuler weapons to detonate at the same moment that all the nucyuler power plants go all Chernobyl on your ass, resulting in a magnetic influx resonant frequency modulation, causing the total explosive power to increase a bilion billion times. The resulting explosion is so powerful and massive it destroys the universe, a cataclysm so immense in scale, that an entirely new universe is created in the next millisecond.

All that was an infinitesimal spark, compared to the shit that went on at her place last night.

How's things in the clean world?

After the explosion, where did your dick land?

Gravdigr · 11-24-2010, 02:40 PM

It was atomized. You get a little every time you breathe.

Gravdigr · 04-29-2011, 01:13 PM

She don't know it yet, but, Baby's gonna be gargling my balls before this night is out.

footfootfoot · 04-29-2011, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

After the explosion, where did your dick land?

There once was a woman named Alice
who employed a TNT phallus
They found her vagina
in North Carolina
And part of her asshole in Dallas

plthijinx · 04-29-2011, 08:02 PM

@ 3foot!

reminds me of:

there once was a man from Nantucket
to took a pig in the thicket to ____

____

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11-20-2010, 03:38 PM	#1193
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Imagine This Imagine this: For whatever reason, the sun goes supernova. At the exact same moment, the LHC malunctions in a big way, and produces a 'big bang' with the energy of a billion suns. This massive and cataclysmic explosion engulfs the earth in a microsecond, causing all the nucyuler weapons to detonate at the same moment that all the nucyuler power plants go all Chernobyl on your ass, resulting in a magnetic influx resonant frequency modulation, causing the total explosive power to increase a bilion billion times. The resulting explosion is so powerful and massive it destroys the universe, a cataclysm so immense in scale, that an entirely new universe is created in the next millisecond. All that was an infinitesimal spark, compared to the shit that went on at her place last night. How's things in the clean world? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-20-2010, 03:39 PM	#1194
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Heheh, check out the time of post for the last two posts. Kinda freaky. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-24-2010, 02:40 PM	#1197
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	It was atomized. You get a little every time you breathe. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-29-2011, 01:13 PM	#1198
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	She don't know it yet, but, Baby's gonna be gargling my balls before this night is out. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-29-2011, 08:02 PM	#1200
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	@ 3foot! reminds me of: there once was a man from Nantucket to took a pig in the thicket to ________ __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

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