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#1 |
St Petersburg, Florida
Join Date: Oct 2002
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coping with holiday stress
Is it over yet?
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#2 |
St Petersburg, Florida
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Wow...you got rid of the Taliban beard...I'm impressed!
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#4 |
St Petersburg, Florida
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Never say I'm not sensitive to water conservation. I skipped the plate ( to the horror of the host )
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St Petersburg, Florida
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And for the seasonal brawl, the attendees were state cops, a Sheriffs deputy, EMTs and professional firemen ( all relatives and big mothers ).
With me being "gunless" due to unconstitutional restrictions to my 2a rights, I postponed the fistfighting until next year but was fairly successful at the annual drunken argument. |
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Were you in NY?
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#7 |
St Petersburg, Florida
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Hitlary land, yes.
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#8 |
St Petersburg, Florida
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a small portion of the drunken argument
slang: so anyway I get real freaking tired of being asked to step out of the car for a routine traffic stop......and it pisses me off, so I appear hostile. StateCop: well you shouldnt have been speeding to get pulled over to begin with. slang: I wasnt speeding , I was driving irradically. StateCop: well there you have it. slang: dont get all uppety on meee mister, I can remember you when you were shitting in a diaper. You are no angel. Can you say "pump up bb gun". Yeah, I remember your punk ass long before you got a job with the state. StateCop: lets just hope I dont see you on the road as drunk as you are tonight slang. slang: What, and give you the satisfaction? We'll shoot it out before you bust me for anything. |
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#9 |
The future is unwritten
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A friend of mine had a similar conversation.
Just before he was hospitalized. ![]() |
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#10 |
still eats dirt
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Tampa, FL
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Slang, is that you or Dave Attell?
Awwwww... drunks and losers, dwarves with limps! Flos and hoes and one-eyed pimps... |
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
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lobber of scimitars
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yeah.
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St Petersburg, Florida
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This was the last "pre-argument" ( also the last pre black eye) pic.
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Shame I wasn't there for you, honey. I speak firefighter, and have an entirely different relationship with cops than most people.
Lemme tell you, starting a round of crazy-people war stories distracts all but the drunkest of cops, and a double fatality vehicle extraction (with a beheading) will distract the firemen. I'll set you up with a couple of these and you'll be able to make it through the next Stressmas dinner like a champ.
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