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Old 03-15-2007, 11:16 AM   #31
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I wanted to write a damn card
but ain't Busta Rhymes so phuckit
only place I want to see yo kid
is in yo doctor's waste bucket
yo
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Old 03-15-2007, 11:29 AM   #32
monster
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Congratulations, you made the right choice
You heard and heeded the sensible voice
With genes like you have -that cerebral contortion
Society thanks you for choosing abortion
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Old 03-15-2007, 11:29 AM   #33
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I remember yesterday
we frolicked in the hay

but changing tomorrow
will bring us great sorrow

so let's travel in time
to when one was your hymen

we can avoid an abortion
through a time-space distortion
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Old 03-15-2007, 02:40 PM   #34
freshnesschronic
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Hey girl wussup,
we had some fun
Pleasurable feelings
When the day was done

But now you talkin' like
You havin' this baby
So I gotta roll out
Fuck that shit you crazy
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Old 03-15-2007, 03:06 PM   #35
Kagen4o4
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theres something on my mind
on my emotions it does grind
theres something i need to ask
i should get down on one knee for this task
we've been together for nearly 2 years
we know each others dreams and fears
there is no one i'd rather be with
in happiness ever after we both shall live
theres just one thing that will bring this all down
its that thing in you whos head will one day crown
unless of course you take the right action
and ask for your doctor to turn on the suction
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something we both can enjoy??
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Old 03-15-2007, 04:00 PM   #36
Spexxvet
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I ain't gots to pays you no dough
you my favrit concubine
now you pregnant, you ho
sure as shit, dat baby ain't mine!
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