Have you ever? - Page 3

Cloud · 06-03-2010, 10:19 AM

Have you ever:
Received a standing ovation? N
Given a eulogy? Y; If reading a passage at my dad's service counts
Hosted a party people still talk about? Y
Masturbared in your workplace? N EWWW!
Kissed a dead body? Y (mom)
Had a song or poem written about you? I hope not
Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry? N
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? sorta
Failed a driving test? N
Had a coldsore? Y
Been given money by a complete stranger? cash money? no. checks, yeah
Cried in a supermarket? Undoubtedly--I cry everywhere.

Pico and ME · 06-03-2010, 10:34 AM

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass - No to the sun, but yes to the moon
2. Been caught screwing in the car - No, but I should have been
3. Been asked to leave a bar - No
4. Been physically removed from a bar - No
5. Outran the police in a car - No
6. Outran the police on foot - Yes, from a cemetary on Halloween
7. Passed out drunk in a public place - No
8. Driven a car over 100 mph - OMG NO
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet - No and Never Will
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime - No
11. Seen Elvis live in concert - No, but I just saw Elton
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert - No and wouldn't
13. Touched a hummingbird - No
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken - No
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head - Yes, after I fell on it
16. Served a jail sentence - Does drunk tank time count?
17. Served a prison sentence - NO
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight - No, but yes to broad moonlight
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend - No
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size - Someone half my size would only be 2 1/2 feet, so No

Cloud · 06-03-2010, 10:35 AM

1. Set on fire Y; set myself on fire
2. Jumped from a moving car N
3. Had a knife pull on you N
4. Make something that has never been made before Y
5. Met a band N
6. Crowed surfed N
7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon N--lakes and ocean, yes
8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars Y big time
9. Worked for 72 hours straight N
10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air. N!
11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp N (makes me ralfy just thinking about it)
12. Eaten an endangered animal N
13. Cut down a tree N
14. Worked 80+ hours a week not sure
15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter N
16. Interviewed by the news N
17. Jumped off a roof N
18. Shot a gun inside a house N
19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night N; but sounds like fun!
20. Had a nearly perfect day. Y

squirell nutkin · 06-03-2010, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pico and ME

20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size - Someone half my size would only be 2 1/2 feet, so No

So, how many five year olds can you take in a fight then?
I can take 30.

SamIam · 06-03-2010, 05:40 PM

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass Y
2. Been caught screwing in the car N
3. Been asked to leave a bar N
4. Been physically removed from a bar N
5. Outran the police in a car N
6. Outran the police on foot Y
7. Passed out drunk in a public place N
8. Driven a car over 100 mph N
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet N
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime N
11. Seen Elvis live in concert N
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert N
13. Touched a hummingbird N
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken N
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head Y
16. Served a jail sentence Y
17. Served a prison sentence N
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight Y
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend N
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size N

Gravdigr · 06-04-2010, 02:48 AM

1. (been?) Set on fire n
2. Jumped from a moving car y
3. Had a knife pull on you y
4. Make something that has never been made before y
5. Met a band (known band?) n
6. Crowed surfed n
7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon y
8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars y
9. Worked for 72 hours straight n
10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air. f n!
11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp heheh, n.
12. Eaten an endangered animal n
13. Cut down a tree hundreds
14. Worked 80+ hours a week y, but not too many weeks running
15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter uh, n.
16. Interviewed by the news n, but i've been on the news a time or two...
17. Jumped off a roof y
18. Shot a gun inside a house y, well, it went off, I didn't shoot it
19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night y
20. Had a nearly perfect day. kinda

Sundae · 06-04-2010, 02:53 AM

1. Set on fire - Y
2. Jumped from a moving car - Y
3. Had a knife pull on you -Not seriously
4. Make something that has never been made before - N
5. Met a band - Y
6. Crowed surfed -N
7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon - N
8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars - Y
9. Worked for 72 hours straight - N
10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air - N
11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp - N
12. Eaten an endangered animal - N
13. Cut down a tree - N
14. Worked 80+ hours a week - Oh yes!
15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter - N
16. Interviewed by the news - Y
17. Jumped off a roof - Y if shed roof counts
18. Shot a gun inside a house - Never even held a real gun
19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night - N
20. Had a nearly perfect day - YES

GunMaster357 · 06-04-2010, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Have you ever:

Received a standing ovation? No
Given a eulogy? Yes
Hosted a party people still talk about? Yes
Masturbared in your workplace? More than that, does it count?
Kissed a dead body? Yes
Had a song or poem written about you? Not that I know of
Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry? No
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? Does it count when you fuck her with her consent and leave her still not knowing her name?
Failed a driving test? Yes
Had a coldsore? No
Been given money by a complete stranger? No
Cried in a supermarket? I always cut onions at home

Undertoad · 06-04-2010, 11:31 AM

3. Had a knife pull on you More like brandished; Yes, in the stands at Sheffield United FC. I was 14.
4. Make something that has never been made before Y
5. Met a band Chris Isaak, Julian Cope, the Church, Mike Mills of REM, Sammy of the BoDeans, Poco, more
7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon Susquehanna
13. Cut down a tree Y
14. Worked 80+ hours a week IT is a bitch, bosses suck

Undertoad · 06-04-2010, 11:34 AM

Received a standing ovation? Yes - but always in plays, never music or emceeing
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? Does the ultrasound event count?
Cried in a supermarket? No - strangely because I worked for a supermarket chain for two years, and am often a Sensitive Guy (TM)

06-03-2010, 10:19 AM	#31
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Have you ever: Received a standing ovation? N Given a eulogy? Y; If reading a passage at my dad's service counts Hosted a party people still talk about? Y Masturbared in your workplace? N EWWW! Kissed a dead body? Y (mom) Had a song or poem written about you? I hope not Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry? N Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? sorta Failed a driving test? N Had a coldsore? Y Been given money by a complete stranger? cash money? no. checks, yeah Cried in a supermarket? Undoubtedly--I cry everywhere. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

06-03-2010, 10:35 AM	#33
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	1. Set on fire Y; set myself on fire 2. Jumped from a moving car N 3. Had a knife pull on you N 4. Make something that has never been made before Y 5. Met a band N 6. Crowed surfed N 7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon N--lakes and ocean, yes 8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars Y big time 9. Worked for 72 hours straight N 10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air. N! 11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp N (makes me ralfy just thinking about it) 12. Eaten an endangered animal N 13. Cut down a tree N 14. Worked 80+ hours a week not sure 15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter N 16. Interviewed by the news N 17. Jumped off a roof N 18. Shot a gun inside a house N 19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night N; but sounds like fun! 20. Had a nearly perfect day. Y __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

06-04-2010, 02:48 AM	#36
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	1. (been?) Set on fire n 2. Jumped from a moving car y 3. Had a knife pull on you y 4. Make something that has never been made before y 5. Met a band (known band?) n 6. Crowed surfed n 7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon y 8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars y 9. Worked for 72 hours straight n 10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air. f n! 11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp heheh, n. 12. Eaten an endangered animal n 13. Cut down a tree hundreds 14. Worked 80+ hours a week y, but not too many weeks running 15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter uh, n. 16. Interviewed by the news n, but i've been on the news a time or two... 17. Jumped off a roof y 18. Shot a gun inside a house y, well, it went off, I didn't shoot it 19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night y 20. Had a nearly perfect day. kinda __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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06-03-2010, 10:34 AM	#32
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass - No to the sun, but yes to the moon 2. Been caught screwing in the car - No, but I should have been 3. Been asked to leave a bar - No 4. Been physically removed from a bar - No 5. Outran the police in a car - No 6. Outran the police on foot - Yes, from a cemetary on Halloween 7. Passed out drunk in a public place - No 8. Driven a car over 100 mph - OMG NO 9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet - No and Never Will 10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime - No 11. Seen Elvis live in concert - No, but I just saw Elton 12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert - No and wouldn't 13. Touched a hummingbird - No 14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken - No 15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head - Yes, after I fell on it 16. Served a jail sentence - Does drunk tank time count? 17. Served a prison sentence - NO 18. Had sex outside in broad daylight - No, but yes to broad moonlight 19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend - No 20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size - Someone half my size would only be 2 1/2 feet, so No

06-03-2010, 05:40 PM	#35
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass Y 2. Been caught screwing in the car N 3. Been asked to leave a bar N 4. Been physically removed from a bar N 5. Outran the police in a car N 6. Outran the police on foot Y 7. Passed out drunk in a public place N 8. Driven a car over 100 mph N 9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet N 10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime N 11. Seen Elvis live in concert N 12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert N 13. Touched a hummingbird N 14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken N 15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head Y 16. Served a jail sentence Y 17. Served a prison sentence N 18. Had sex outside in broad daylight Y 19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend N 20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size N

06-04-2010, 02:53 AM	#37
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	1. Set on fire - Y 2. Jumped from a moving car - Y 3. Had a knife pull on you -Not seriously 4. Make something that has never been made before - N 5. Met a band - Y 6. Crowed surfed -N 7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon - N 8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars - Y 9. Worked for 72 hours straight - N 10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air - N 11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp - N 12. Eaten an endangered animal - N 13. Cut down a tree - N 14. Worked 80+ hours a week - Oh yes! 15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter - N 16. Interviewed by the news - Y 17. Jumped off a roof - Y if shed roof counts 18. Shot a gun inside a house - Never even held a real gun 19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night - N 20. Had a nearly perfect day - YES

06-04-2010, 11:31 AM	#39
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	3. Had a knife pull on you More like brandished; Yes, in the stands at Sheffield United FC. I was 14. 4. Make something that has never been made before Y 5. Met a band Chris Isaak, Julian Cope, the Church, Mike Mills of REM, Sammy of the BoDeans, Poco, more 7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon Susquehanna 13. Cut down a tree Y 14. Worked 80+ hours a week IT is a bitch, bosses suck

06-04-2010, 11:34 AM	#40
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Received a standing ovation? Yes - but always in plays, never music or emceeing Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? Does the ultrasound event count? Cried in a supermarket? No - strangely because I worked for a supermarket chain for two years, and am often a Sensitive Guy (TM)

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