Need a new Euphamism

lumberjim · 10-10-2013, 02:41 PM

When a woman performs fellatio, it's a Blow Job. BJ for short.

the verb becomes a noun.

I'd like a BJ, honey.

now, when a man performs cunnilingus, what's the noun form?

no, problem, dear... and when I'm done, I would like a ________________?

I can't think of a noun that says it. They're all verbs. Find the man in the boat, etc...

So I think we should invent one.

Ok, get to work. make it good....this is for posterity. you could be the inventor of the term. you'd have proof if it catches on, too.

damn... I just thought of it. Snarlin. A Snarlin. I don't know how prevalent that is, though... so think of something new anyway.

10-10-2013, 02:41 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Need a new Euphamism When a woman performs fellatio, it's a Blow Job. BJ for short. the verb becomes a noun. *I'd like a BJ, honey.* now, when a man performs cunnilingus, what's the noun form? no, problem, dear... and when I'm done, I would like a ________________? I can't think of a noun that says it. They're all verbs. Find the man in the boat, etc... So I think we should invent one. Ok, get to work. make it good....this is for posterity. you could be the inventor of the term. you'd have proof if it catches on, too. damn... I just thought of it. Snarlin. A Snarlin. I don't know how prevalent that is, though... so think of something new anyway. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 10-10-2013 at 02:49 PM.

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