9/5: Bull penis putter

Undertoad · 09-05-2001, 10:54 AM

Golfers, like dalmations, are insane. Golfers absorb golfing gifts like black holes absorb light. And so it has come to this: for $99.95, you too can have a putter made out of the penis of a bull. See more, if you really feel you need to, at http://www.purebull.com .

CyclopONE · 09-05-2001, 11:14 AM

And the company has the balls (no pun intended) to put a top ten "humorous one-liners" list about their penis putter right on the front page?

Tony, any naked PETA protests over this?

-Cyc

doc · 09-05-2001, 11:40 AM

Comes with leather sack of 2 golf <a href=http://www.netrelief.com/cooking/recipes/oysters.htm>balls</A>

mbpark · 09-05-2001, 06:06 PM

There was a Far Side cartoon a few years back of an Indian chief holding up a squiggly collection of what looked like intestines and saying something like <not quoted correctly>:

"Take a good hard look. We don't know what it is, but it's the only part of the buffalo that we don't use".

What's next?

Mitch

russotto · 09-06-2001, 09:17 AM

So, does this putter get longer and harder with every stroke?

09-05-2001, 10:54 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	9/5: Bull penis putter Golfers, like dalmations, are insane. Golfers absorb golfing gifts like black holes absorb light. And so it has come to this: for $99.95, you too can have a putter made out of the penis of a bull. See more, if you really feel you need to, at http://www.purebull.com .

09-05-2001, 11:14 AM	#2
CyclopONE Regulator of Squalor Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 37	And the company has the balls (no pun intended) to put a top ten "humorous one-liners" list about their penis putter right on the front page? Tony, any naked PETA protests over this? -Cyc __________________ On a clear disk, you can seek forever.

09-05-2001, 11:40 AM	#3
doc Caste-Away Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 48	Comes with leather sack of 2 golf <a href=http://www.netrelief.com/cooking/recipes/oysters.htm>balls</A> __________________ --- \|> /\ \/ @

09-05-2001, 06:06 PM	#4
mbpark Lecturer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Carmel, Indiana Posts: 761	This reminds me of a Far Side cartoon There was a Far Side cartoon a few years back of an Indian chief holding up a squiggly collection of what looked like intestines and saying something like <not quoted correctly>: "Take a good hard look. We don't know what it is, but it's the only part of the buffalo that we don't use". What's next? Mitch

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09-06-2001, 09:17 AM	#5
russotto Professor Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,788	So, does this putter get longer and harder with every stroke?

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