What is pissing you off this time?

[Clodfobble]

Oh my God my foot hurts so badly.

The arch is bruised, essentially. Or at least that's what it was the last time it felt kind of like this. Except this time it's worse, and I just woke up with the pain out of nowhere instead of after dancing all night in heels, and also there's a distinct lump under the surface of the skin about the size of a pea. I think it's a tiny knotted muscle, like you get in your upper back when you've overdone it on the gardening or whatever. And I have a vague memory of my foot cramping in the night but somehow falling back asleep without the cramp resolving, so for all I know I just lay there cramped up for hours and too tired to care.

But of course it had to happen just days before taking a damn vacation with tons of walking involved. It hurts less being barefoot than in any kind of shoe, so I've been limping around with one shoe off whenever we're inside, and fuck what anyone thinks.