hell in a handbasket, I know.....

monster · 12-17-2018, 10:57 PM

There was a nice man from the North Pole
Who stopped by a popular brothel
He cried “Ho Ho Ho”
“For here or to go?
And do you want front hole or back hole?”

No, I am Santa, I find this so shocking
I just stopped by to fill up your stockings
“It’s extra for that
And more ‘cause you’re fat
Now lie back and let’s get that sleigh rocking”

Gravdigr · 12-18-2018, 05:20 PM

Awesomeness.

Merry Christmas, Monster.

12-17-2018, 10:57 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	hell in a handbasket, I know..... There was a nice man from the North Pole Who stopped by a popular brothel He cried “Ho Ho Ho” “For here or to go? And do you want front hole or back hole?” No, I am Santa, I find this so shocking I just stopped by to fill up your stockings “It’s extra for that And more ‘cause you’re fat Now lie back and let’s get that sleigh rocking” __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-18-2018, 05:20 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Awesomeness. Merry Christmas, Monster. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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