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[sexobon]

We don't give them more capable wheelchairs because we don't want to see them on our front doorsteps, interrupting our lives, to sell us something, collecting for charity, doing surveys; or, politicking. There's enough of a problem with ambulatory people doing that. They'll need background checks, testing and licensing, wheelchair registration, and age restrictions. New laws will have to be passed to regulate what they're allowed to do with more capable wheelchairs and they'll have to volunteer to do a hitch in the new minion corps.

Then they'll be more like us. We don't want to create just another elitist segment of the population. Those who are already elitists and can afford better wheelchairs on their own probably don't want uppity minions with better wheelchairs trying to mingle with them anyway. Won't somebody think of the wheelchair dependent elite!