April Askins'

monster · 03-31-2019, 11:12 PM

1) If there's no-one else around, which lane of the the freeway/motorway do you drive in? (And if nobody saw you, did it happen?)

2) Is there any truth to the rumor that coca cola was so named because it was make from extracts of some bodily fluids from Koalas who had chewed Coca leaves, and the Coca leaves and Kola nuts story was made up after it was realized this would be a truth better kept hidden?

3) Who's ya daddy?

4) If you fill in a 4*4 grid with the first 16 letters of all of your names, going left to right on each row, what is the longest word you can make using Boggle rules? e.g. John Arthur Doohickey-Balls would have this grid:
JOHN
ARTH
URDO
OHIC
and the word HOARD might be a contender

5) You are picking new colors for your team. two colors. The first has already been chosen, the second is down to you. the first is purple, what do you choose to go with it on the team uniform, logo, fan-wear etc?

6) Did the bitch deserve it?

7) If you had to choose between Sugar and Salt in your diet for the next year....?

8) What should the next question be?

sexobon · 03-31-2019, 11:45 PM

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8) What should the next question be?

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Undertoad · 03-31-2019, 11:57 PM

1) If there's no-one else around, which lane of the the freeway/motorway do you drive in? (And if nobody saw you, did it happen?)
The inside lane.

3) Who's ya daddy?
My biological father died when I was three. For two years as a teen, I had a stepfather. He sucked at being a stepfather, but he's the only person I've ever been related to who has a Wikipedia entry.

I consider nobody to be my daddy and concede this condition has been a net deficit in my life.

5) You are picking new colors for your team. two colors. The first has already been chosen, the second is down to you. the first is purple, what do you choose to go with it on the team uniform, logo, fan-wear etc?
Well that's a terrible start and there are so few acceptable choices. The usual choice would be a complimentary yellow or gold, but you are left with the Vikings/Lakers colors. It's upsetting. I'm thinking maybe use a light blue and use a lot of white trim. Can't we go back to the board on this?

6) Did the bitch deserve it?
Fuck yeah she did. Bitch from hell, wouldn't remove her bag from the seat!

7) If you had to choose between Sugar and Salt in your diet for the next year....?
I'm Type 2, you wanna kill me?

Gravdigr · 04-01-2019, 12:31 PM

1) If there's no-one else around, which lane of the the freeway/motorway do you drive in? (And if nobody saw you, did it happen?)

Mine. (And hells no, it didn't.

)

2) Is there any truth to the rumor that coca cola was so named because it was make from extracts of some bodily fluids from Koalas who had chewed Coca leaves, and the Coca leaves and Kola nuts story was made up after it was realized this would be a truth better kept hidden?

Something something koala nuts.

3) Who's ya daddy?

Popdigr!

4) If you fill in a 4*4 grid with the first 16 letters of all of your names, going left to right on each row, what is the longest word you can make using Boggle rules? e.g. John Arthur Doohickey-Balls would have this grid:
JOHN
ARTH
URDO
OHIC
and the word HOARD might be a contender

Antidisestablishmentarianism.

5) You are picking new colors for your team. two colors. The first has already been chosen, the second is down to you. the first is purple, what do you choose to go with it on the team uniform, logo, fan-wear etc?

Gold. He said in blue.

6) Did the bitch deserve it?

You're damn right she did. That bitch!

7) If you had to choose between Sugar and Salt in your diet for the next year....?

Sugar, duh.

8) What should the next question be?

The next question should be "Why did she do that?"

Clodfobble · 04-01-2019, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

My biological father died when I was three. For two years as a teen, I had a stepfather. He sucked at being a stepfather, but he's the only person I've ever been related to who has a Wikipedia entry.

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Originally Posted by Wikipedia

Bernat married Edwinna Bossler, a fellow Johnstown native, in 1954, and they had three daughters, Brenda, Rebecca (Becky), and June Elizabeth (Betsy). He eventually married four times. The former Nancy Buttermore was his wife at the time of his death.

Four times? Yep, I can see how he was bad at being a stepdad. I think you should edit yourself into his Wiki page, and link to the Cellar as the longest continuously-running internet bulletin board.

Clodfobble · 04-01-2019, 03:51 PM

1) If there's no-one else around, which lane of the freeway/motorway do you drive in? (And if nobody saw you, did it happen?)

I dunno. Most often the middle, I guess, but I can't remember the last time I was alone on the road. Even at 11:00 at night in the middle of nowhere between Houston and Austin, there are always at least a few other cars on the road.

2) Is there any truth to the rumor that coca cola was so named because it was make from extracts of some bodily fluids from Koalas who had chewed Coca leaves, and the Coca leaves and Kola nuts story was made up after it was realized this would be a truth better kept hidden?

Never heard the rumor. But it seems to me that nuts and drugs are easier to source than animal fluids, so Occams' Razor says no.

3) Who's ya daddy?

Me, baby. Me.

4) If you fill in a 4*4 grid with the first 16 letters of all of your names, going left to right on each row, what is the longest word you can make using Boggle rules? e.g. John Arthur Doohickey-Balls would have this grid:
JOHN
ARTH
URDO
OHIC
and the word HOARD might be a contender

Whatever it is, it would have a lot of fuckin' Es in it.

5) You are picking new colors for your team. two colors. The first has already been chosen, the second is down to you. the first is purple, what do you choose to go with it on the team uniform, logo, fan-wear etc?

Since you didn't name a shade of purple, I'm going with a very dark Eggplant and Gray.

6) Did the bitch deserve it?

Probably.

7) If you had to choose between Sugar and Salt in your diet for the next year....?

Hell, I'm most of the way there already. Salt.

8) What should the next question be?

When's dinner?

footfootfoot · 04-10-2019, 01:18 PM

1) If there's no-one else around, which lane of the the freeway/motorway do you drive in? (And if nobody saw you, did it happen?)

The lane with the fewest potholes/smoothest pavement.

2) Is there any truth to the rumor that coca cola was so named because it was make from extracts of some bodily fluids from Koalas who had chewed Coca leaves, and the Coca leaves and Kola nuts story was made up after it was realized this would be a truth better kept hidden?

No. Coca Cola was named after Sir Francis Cocac, an early explorer in South America. The spanish speaking natives would greet him by saying Hola! Cocac, and a drink was named after him called Cocac Hola! At least that's what Coca Cola's website says.

3) Who's ya daddy?

Yo mama

4) If you fill in a 4*4 grid with the first 16 letters of all of your names, going left to right on each row, what is the longest word you can make using Boggle rules? e.g. John Arthur Doohickey-Balls would have this grid:
JOHN
ARTH
URDO
OHIC
and the word HOARD might be a contender

I can't fill a 4*4 grid

5) You are picking new colors for your team. two colors. The first has already been chosen, the second is down to you. the first is purple, what do you choose to go with it on the team uniform, logo, fan-wear etc?

https://www.colourlovers.com/palettes/add

6) Did the bitch deserve it?

Well, she did ask for it

7) If you had to choose between Sugar and Salt in your diet for the next year....?

salt

8) What should the next question be?

"If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, then how long does it take a cricket with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?"

Flint · 04-10-2019, 05:39 PM

4) I R O N I C

glatt · 04-10-2019, 09:40 PM

4) engorge

03-31-2019, 11:12 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	April Askins' 1) If there's no-one else around, which lane of the the freeway/motorway do you drive in? (And if nobody saw you, did it happen?) 2) Is there any truth to the rumor that coca cola was so named because it was make from extracts of some bodily fluids from Koalas who had chewed Coca leaves, and the Coca leaves and Kola nuts story was made up after it was realized this would be a truth better kept hidden? 3) Who's ya daddy? 4) If you fill in a 44 grid with the first 16 letters of all of your names, going left to right on each row, what is the longest word you can make using Boggle rules? e.g. John Arthur Doohickey-Balls would have this grid: JOHN ARTH URDO OHIC and the word HOARD might be a contender 5) You are picking new colors for your team. two colors. The first has already been chosen, the second is down to you. the first is purple, what do you choose to go with it on the team uniform, logo, fan-wear etc? 6) Did the bitch deserve it? 7) If you had to choose between Sugar and Salt in your diet for the next year....? 8) What should the next question be? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart*

04-01-2019, 12:31 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	1) If there's no-one else around, which lane of the the freeway/motorway do you drive in? (And if nobody saw you, did it happen?) Mine. (And hells no, it didn't.) 2) Is there any truth to the rumor that coca cola was so named because it was make from extracts of some bodily fluids from Koalas who had chewed Coca leaves, and the Coca leaves and Kola nuts story was made up after it was realized this would be a truth better kept hidden? Something something koala nuts. 3) Who's ya daddy? Popdigr! 4) If you fill in a 44 grid with the first 16 letters of all of your names, going left to right on each row, what is the longest word you can make using Boggle rules? e.g. John Arthur Doohickey-Balls would have this grid: JOHN ARTH URDO OHIC and the word HOARD might be a contender Antidisestablishmentarianism. 5) You are picking new colors for your team. two colors. The first has already been chosen, the second is down to you. the first is purple, what do you choose to go with it on the team uniform, logo, fan-wear etc? Gold. He said in blue. 6) Did the bitch deserve it? You're damn right she did. That bitch!* 7) If you had to choose between Sugar and Salt in your diet for the next year....? Sugar, duh. 8) What should the next question be? The next question should be "Why did she do that?" __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-01-2019, 03:51 PM	#6
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	1) If there's no-one else around, which lane of the freeway/motorway do you drive in? (And if nobody saw you, did it happen?) I dunno. Most often the middle, I guess, but I can't remember the last time I was alone on the road. Even at 11:00 at night in the middle of nowhere between Houston and Austin, there are always at least a few other cars on the road. 2) Is there any truth to the rumor that coca cola was so named because it was make from extracts of some bodily fluids from Koalas who had chewed Coca leaves, and the Coca leaves and Kola nuts story was made up after it was realized this would be a truth better kept hidden? Never heard the rumor. But it seems to me that nuts and drugs are easier to source than animal fluids, so Occams' Razor says no. 3) Who's ya daddy? Me, baby. Me. 4) If you fill in a 4*4 grid with the first 16 letters of all of your names, going left to right on each row, what is the longest word you can make using Boggle rules? e.g. John Arthur Doohickey-Balls would have this grid: JOHN ARTH URDO OHIC and the word HOARD might be a contender Whatever it is, it would have a lot of fuckin' Es in it. 5) You are picking new colors for your team. two colors. The first has already been chosen, the second is down to you. the first is purple, what do you choose to go with it on the team uniform, logo, fan-wear etc? Since you didn't name a shade of purple, I'm going with a very dark Eggplant and Gray. 6) Did the bitch deserve it? Probably. 7) If you had to choose between Sugar and Salt in your diet for the next year....? Hell, I'm most of the way there already. Salt. 8) What should the next question be? When's dinner? __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-10-2019, 01:18 PM	#7
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	1) If there's no-one else around, which lane of the the freeway/motorway do you drive in? (And if nobody saw you, did it happen?) The lane with the fewest potholes/smoothest pavement. 2) Is there any truth to the rumor that coca cola was so named because it was make from extracts of some bodily fluids from Koalas who had chewed Coca leaves, and the Coca leaves and Kola nuts story was made up after it was realized this would be a truth better kept hidden? No. Coca Cola was named after Sir Francis Cocac, an early explorer in South America. The spanish speaking natives would greet him by saying Hola! Cocac, and a drink was named after him called Cocac Hola! At least that's what Coca Cola's website says. 3) Who's ya daddy? Yo mama 4) If you fill in a 44 grid with the first 16 letters of all of your names, going left to right on each row, what is the longest word you can make using Boggle rules? e.g. John Arthur Doohickey-Balls would have this grid: JOHN ARTH URDO OHIC and the word HOARD might be a contender I can't fill a 44 grid 5) You are picking new colors for your team. two colors. The first has already been chosen, the second is down to you. the first is purple, what do you choose to go with it on the team uniform, logo, fan-wear etc? https://www.colourlovers.com/palettes/add 6) Did the bitch deserve it? Well, she did ask for it 7) If you had to choose between Sugar and Salt in your diet for the next year....? salt 8) What should the next question be? "If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, then how long does it take a cricket with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?" __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs Last edited by footfootfoot; 04-10-2019 at 01:25 PM.

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03-31-2019, 11:57 PM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	1) If there's no-one else around, which lane of the the freeway/motorway do you drive in? (And if nobody saw you, did it happen?) The inside lane. 3) Who's ya daddy? My biological father died when I was three. For two years as a teen, I had a stepfather. He sucked at being a stepfather, but he's the only person I've ever been related to who has a Wikipedia entry. I consider nobody to be my daddy and concede this condition has been a net deficit in my life. 5) You are picking new colors for your team. two colors. The first has already been chosen, the second is down to you. the first is purple, what do you choose to go with it on the team uniform, logo, fan-wear etc? Well that's a terrible start and there are so few acceptable choices. The usual choice would be a complimentary yellow or gold, but you are left with the Vikings/Lakers colors. It's upsetting. I'm thinking maybe use a light blue and use a lot of white trim. Can't we go back to the board on this? 6) Did the bitch deserve it? Fuck yeah she did. Bitch from hell, wouldn't remove her bag from the seat! 7) If you had to choose between Sugar and Salt in your diet for the next year....? I'm Type 2, you wanna kill me?

04-10-2019, 09:40 PM	#9
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