Cat - Page 42

Gravdigr · 03-18-2019, 08:38 AM

God, I hope that doesn't earworm on me...

Gravdigr · 03-19-2019, 03:03 PM

...until every human life is snuffed out.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-24-2019, 08:28 AM

Make those cats earn their keep.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-24-2019, 11:16 PM

Some cats don't try to hide their true nature, like most of their brethren do...

Glinda · 03-25-2019, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Some cats don't try to hide their true nature, like most of their brethren do...

Wow! That's some cat. Do you know the breed? Looks like something straight out of Cats.

See what I did there?

xoxoxoBruce · 03-26-2019, 12:03 AM

No idea, just found the picture with no information.

Gravdigr · 03-26-2019, 07:46 AM

...fucking demon cat.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-16-2019, 03:18 AM

This is the cat toy of the year...

fargon · 04-16-2019, 08:53 AM

My Cats don't play with the toilet paper. Thank God.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-19-2019, 06:36 PM

I tawt I taw a puddy tat. I did, I did, I did taw a puddy tat...

Diaphone Jim · 04-20-2019, 11:14 AM

Simba Kubwa might play with your toilet paper, but only after he ate your toilet.

sexobon · 04-20-2019, 12:24 PM

Dude111 · 04-20-2019, 03:13 PM

Thank you everyone for sharing pics of kitties,they are goregous

ME0W!!

Gravdigr · 04-21-2019, 01:23 PM

Sexo, that's the best joke I've heard in a long time. Thank you.

Gravdigr · 04-21-2019, 01:27 PM

Looking at Simba up there, I'm reminded of my own description of big cats.

We've all held a tiny, 1 pound kitten that decided to do it's impersonation of a Tasmanian Devil (the cartoon kind), and we couldn't put that kitten down fast enough, it's like a whirling tornado of fangs, claws, and razor blades that ya just can't get rid of quick enough...

Now imagine it weighs three thousand fucking pounds, and is mad as hell, and just ain't gonna take it anymore!!!

03-18-2019, 08:38 AM	#616
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	God, I hope that doesn't earworm on me... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-19-2019, 03:03 PM	#617
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	...until every human life is snuffed out. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-24-2019, 08:28 AM	#618
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Make those cats earn their keep. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-24-2019, 11:16 PM	#619
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Some cats don't try to hide their true nature, like most of their brethren do... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-26-2019, 12:03 AM	#621
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	No idea, just found the picture with no information. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-26-2019, 07:46 AM	#622
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	...fucking demon cat. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-16-2019, 03:18 AM	#623
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	This is the cat toy of the year... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-16-2019, 08:53 AM	#624
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	My Cats don't play with the toilet paper. Thank God. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

04-19-2019, 06:36 PM	#625
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I tawt I taw a puddy tat. I did, I did, I did taw a puddy tat... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-20-2019, 11:14 AM	#626
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	Simba Kubwa might play with your toilet paper, but only after he ate your toilet.

04-20-2019, 12:24 PM	#627
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793

04-20-2019, 03:13 PM	#628
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 1,111	Thank you everyone for sharing pics of kitties,they are goregous ME0W!!

04-21-2019, 01:23 PM	#629
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Sexo, that's the best joke I've heard in a long time. Thank you. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-21-2019, 01:27 PM	#630
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Looking at Simba up there, I'm reminded of my own description of big cats. We've all held a tiny, 1 pound kitten that decided to do it's impersonation of a Tasmanian Devil (the cartoon kind), and we couldn't put that kitten down fast enough, it's like a whirling tornado of fangs, claws, and razor blades that ya just can't get rid of quick enough... Now imagine it weighs three thousand fucking pounds, and is mad as hell, and just ain't gonna take it anymore!!! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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