Questionable Headlines - Page 24

BigV · 02-19-2019, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I've been finding a lot of post-worthy pics lately.

Zippy led me to Naughtybits.com, which led me to their safer-for-work site bitsandpieces.us, that's where most of these recent pics came from. Also providing sites for my, and your, haha has been leenks.com.

I'm not wasting any more puns on you.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-20-2019, 12:59 AM

What could he retorte, you defloured them all?

Gravdigr · 02-20-2019, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

I'm not wasting any more puns on you.

Please don't punish me. I saw what you did there.

BigV · 02-20-2019, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

What could he retorte, you defloured them all?

:golf clap:

Gravdigr · 02-21-2019, 01:22 PM

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xoxoxoBruce · 03-28-2019, 01:16 AM

Headlines, we got headlines, here's your stinkin' headlines...

Gravdigr · 04-07-2019, 12:19 PM

lumberjim · 04-09-2019, 01:22 AM

They did that on purpose

Undertoad · 04-18-2019, 12:42 PM

It was just a matter of time really

monster · 05-10-2019, 03:38 PM

BBC online today:

Quote:

Greenford pupil cheese death flicking boy 'not thinking'

oh, of course! I know exactly what this story is about.... :/

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-48228134

glatt · 05-10-2019, 03:43 PM

The cheese flicker is obviously a little shit. But I doubt he meant to murder the other kid.

monster · 05-10-2019, 04:00 PM

exactly. But I feel the headline could have been better? It is almost reminiscent of an AI bot conversation

Gravdigr · 05-11-2019, 11:21 AM

That headline writer musta been having a stroke.

It's almost word salad.

Gravdigr · 06-25-2019, 12:49 PM

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He did not argue with a sex toy...

Carruthers · 06-26-2019, 11:58 AM

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How did they know?

Was it wearing a sun hat and clutching a bucket and spade?

02-20-2019, 12:59 AM	#347
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	What could he retorte, you defloured them all? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-21-2019, 01:22 PM	#350
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-28-2019, 01:16 AM	#351
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Headlines, we got headlines, here's your stinkin' headlines... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-07-2019, 12:19 PM	#352
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-09-2019, 01:22 AM	#353
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	They did that on purpose __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-18-2019, 12:42 PM	#354
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	It was just a matter of time really

05-10-2019, 03:43 PM	#356
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	The cheese flicker is obviously a little shit. But I doubt he meant to murder the other kid.

05-10-2019, 04:00 PM	#357
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	exactly. But I feel the headline could have been better? It is almost reminiscent of an AI bot conversation __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-11-2019, 11:21 AM	#358
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That headline writer musta been having a stroke. It's almost word salad. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-25-2019, 12:49 PM	#359
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	He did not argue with a sex toy... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-26-2019, 11:58 AM	#360
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	How did they know? Was it wearing a sun hat and clutching a bucket and spade? __________________

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