Do you pee in the shower? - Page 15

Nerollss · 05-06-2004, 01:48 PM

in the pool too.

(one time, from the diving board)

Happy Monkey · 05-06-2004, 01:51 PM

lumberjim · 05-06-2004, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Catwoman
Nothing wrong with the odd golden shower...

[sistah]oh no you diiii-intt [sistah]

i just don;t get it. how is that sexy?

Catwoman · 05-10-2004, 03:57 AM

Perpetrators, I would imagine, would relish the submissive element. Or its hidden cleaning properties. Has anyone drank their own pee? Is there actually anything wrong with it? I personally think it comes out for a reason but I have a friend who insists on drinking it claiming it tastes 'just like water'.

jaguar · 05-10-2004, 07:54 AM

thanks for sharing.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-10-2004, 04:01 PM

I think I'll go gargle, now.

wolf · 05-11-2004, 02:15 AM

We actually had a discussion about pee at work (this is not unusual as a work discussion, as two of my coworkers had just assisted in a takedown on the unit in which they had to avoid a river of pee left in the hallway by the NEXT patient they had to takedown, and therefore had to be VERY careful about not slipping in said river and landing ass down in it.)

Biologically speaking, urine is one of the cleanest released fluids.

It's still nasty to end up sitting in, particularly if it isn't yours.

Lady Sidhe · 06-04-2004, 11:24 PM

Someone sent me this, and I thought it was appropriate:

The Top 10 Reasons That Its Better To Pee In The Shower Than
In The Toilet

10) In the shower, you can't kill the Tidy Bowl man.

9) Turns getting rid of shower mold into a fun-filled game.

8) It allows nothing and I mean NOTHING to interrupt you
during the catchy singing of MMMBOP.

7) Allows you to practice your speech on Trickle Down
Economics without interruption.

6) Helps you avoid telling co-workers the embarrasing story
of how you broke your leg getting out of the shower tub
to do #1.

5) For all the married people out there, getting out of the
shower to go might just ruin the mood.

4) For all the single people out there, getting out of the
shower might just ruin the solo mood.

3) You don't need toilet paper..just your roommate's towel.

2) If George on "Seinfeld" did it, then its good enough for
me.

1) Helps you avoid that painful sprain associated with over-
flushing.

Lady Sidhe · 06-04-2004, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim

I not only don't pee on the seat, I wipe the porcelain of the inevitable overspray when I'm done. Then I put the fuckin lid down, AND flush.

If I weren't already married, I'd say I think I love you. But since I am...do you give classes?

Sidhe

Lady Sidhe · 06-04-2004, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hot_pastrami

Maybe it has to do with my childhood.... when I was about 12, my friend asked me if I was the type to pee in the shower. I told him I wasn't. He told me that it's all OK because there's a drain RIGHT THERE, and then told me about how he and his dad would have "swordfights" in the shower, seeing who could pee longer. I was grossed out on many levels:

1) Peeing in the shower
2) ...when there's somebody in there with him.
3) That "somebody" is his DAD.
4) He was a 12-year-old boy.

Needless to say, my skin crawled off and I haven't seen it since.

Damn! I actually laughed out loud at that one! Thanks!

Sidhe

Lady Sidhe · 06-04-2004, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kitsune

...and I don't want to even speak of the unthinkable dangers encountered with the crossing of the streams.

That would be Twinkie Bad....

Lady Sidhe · 06-04-2004, 11:42 PM

I'm surprised TS hasn't brought this up yet, but there's a guy he was listening to on the radio, or maybe he works at the Kumbaya wacko company down the street....anyway, he advocates drinking one's own piss...he calls it urine therapy.

Ya know, I figure if my body's getting rid of it, there's a reason. Drinking urine is friggin' disGUSTing.

This thread is turning out funnier than I thought it was going to be...I just started reading through the posts....I needed these laughs...thanks

Sidhe

wolf · 06-05-2004, 01:07 AM

Biologically speaking, urine is one of the cleaner fluids out there.

That being said, I still double glove when I have to carry cups of urine around.

Oh, and important desert survival tip: don't DRINK your urine because the salts can further dehydrate you, but it is recommended to gargle with your own urine as well as using it to moisten various dry bits.

SteveDallas · 11-30-2004, 08:34 AM

I hope you people are happy. After a long time off I decided over the long weekend to start trying to exercise again. So after I was done working out at the YMCA I went to the showers and... could think of nothing except this thread.

Thanks a bunch.

jaguar · 11-30-2004, 11:01 AM

thanks for reminding us as well, misery loves company eh?

View Poll Results: Do you pee in the shower?
I am a male and I do	54	54.55%
I am a male and I do not	11	11.11%
I am a female and I do	20	20.20%
I am a female and I do not	10	10.10%
You are a fucking weirdo	4	4.04%
Voters: 99. You may not vote on this poll

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05-10-2004, 03:57 AM	#214
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	Perpetrators, I would imagine, would relish the submissive element. Or its hidden cleaning properties. Has anyone drank their own pee? Is there actually anything wrong with it? I personally think it comes out for a reason but I have a friend who insists on drinking it claiming it tastes 'just like water'. __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

05-10-2004, 07:54 AM	#215
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	thanks for sharing. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

05-10-2004, 04:01 PM	#216
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I think I'll go gargle, now. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-06-2004, 01:48 PM	#211
Nerollss Alphabetarian Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12	in the pool too. (one time, from the diving board)

05-11-2004, 02:15 AM	#217
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	We actually had a discussion about pee at work (this is not unusual as a work discussion, as two of my coworkers had just assisted in a takedown on the unit in which they had to avoid a river of pee left in the hallway by the NEXT patient they had to takedown, and therefore had to be VERY careful about not slipping in said river and landing ass down in it.) Biologically speaking, urine is one of the cleanest released fluids. It's still nasty to end up sitting in, particularly if it isn't yours. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-04-2004, 11:24 PM	#218
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	Someone sent me this, and I thought it was appropriate: The Top 10 Reasons That Its Better To Pee In The Shower Than In The Toilet 10) In the shower, you can't kill the Tidy Bowl man. 9) Turns getting rid of shower mold into a fun-filled game. 8) It allows nothing and I mean NOTHING to interrupt you during the catchy singing of MMMBOP. 7) Allows you to practice your speech on Trickle Down Economics without interruption. 6) Helps you avoid telling co-workers the embarrasing story of how you broke your leg getting out of the shower tub to do #1. 5) For all the married people out there, getting out of the shower to go might just ruin the mood. 4) For all the single people out there, getting out of the shower might just ruin the solo mood. 3) You don't need toilet paper..just your roommate's towel. 2) If George on "Seinfeld" did it, then its good enough for me. 1) Helps you avoid that painful sprain associated with over- flushing. __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner

06-04-2004, 11:42 PM	#222
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	I'm surprised TS hasn't brought this up yet, but there's a guy he was listening to on the radio, or maybe he works at the Kumbaya wacko company down the street....anyway, he advocates drinking one's own piss...he calls it urine therapy. Ya know, I figure if my body's getting rid of it, there's a reason. Drinking urine is friggin' disGUSTing. This thread is turning out funnier than I thought it was going to be...I just started reading through the posts....I needed these laughs...thanks Sidhe __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner

06-05-2004, 01:07 AM	#223
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Biologically speaking, urine is one of the cleaner fluids out there. That being said, I still double glove when I have to carry cups of urine around. Oh, and important desert survival tip: don't DRINK your urine because the salts can further dehydrate you, but it is recommended to gargle with your own urine as well as using it to moisten various dry bits. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-30-2004, 08:34 AM	#224
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I hope you people are happy. After a long time off I decided over the long weekend to start trying to exercise again. So after I was done working out at the YMCA I went to the showers and... could think of nothing except this thread. Thanks a bunch.

11-30-2004, 11:01 AM	#225
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	thanks for reminding us as well, misery loves company eh? __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

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