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Old 05-21-2020, 12:50 PM   #1
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Cockwomble was notable by its absence.

That's currently my favourite insult
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Old 05-22-2020, 01:51 AM   #2
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Cockwomble was notable by its absence.

That's currently my favourite insult
I see a lot of people liking that -it emerged since I left.... my main problem is there's a lovely family local to me with the last name Womble. So.... zipt. for now. .
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Old 05-22-2020, 02:15 AM   #3
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I see a lot of people liking that -it emerged since I left.... my main problem is there's a lovely family local to me with the last name Womble. So.... zipt. for now. .
Do they hail from Wimbledon Common by any chance?
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Old 05-22-2020, 02:23 AM   #4
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Do they hail from Wimbledon Common by any chance?
no, bless. They have no idea of such things. Completely innocent. As are most of our mutual friends. We've never actually met. We nearly did by Zoom a few weeks ago but apparently she was struggling with it and it was all I could do to stop myself asking if maybe Tobermory could help her figure something out
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Old 05-22-2020, 02:39 AM   #5
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no, bless. They have no idea of such things. Completely innocent. As are most of our mutual friends. We've never actually met. We nearly did by Zoom a few weeks ago but apparently she was struggling with it and it was all I could do to stop myself asking if maybe Tobermory could help her figure something out
No mention of great uncle Bulgaria then?
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Old 05-22-2020, 11:28 AM   #6
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Do they hail from Wimbledon Common by any chance?
And if they do, I bet they never fall down.
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Old 05-22-2020, 02:05 PM   #7
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And if they do, I bet they never fall down.

cross-breeding Weebles and Wombles is a scary thought....
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Old 05-22-2020, 02:13 PM   #8
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Do they hail from Wimbledon Common by any chance?

Wimbledon Common is home to regular Wombles. Greater Spotted Cockwombles are found a little down the road at Kenley Common
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Old 05-22-2020, 09:16 AM   #9
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Cockwomble was notable by its absence.

That's currently my favourite insult
Is the distaff version Twatwaffle? because that's my current favorite.
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