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Old 06-04-2020, 06:42 AM   #1
lumberjim
I can hear my ears
 
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I don't have a face idiot.

I don't like having to explain twice because you weren't listening the first time.

I don't like it.
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Old 06-04-2020, 11:08 AM   #2
Luce
Weaponized Funk
 
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Location: Arizona
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I don't like humans. There are too many of them. I already met my wife, so the rest of you hairless primates are surplus to requirements. And there are 7.6 BILLION of you. Wear a condom, for God's sake.

I don't like humans. They make no sense. They howl and they jabber and they contradict themselves three times in the same sentence. If you turn your back, they will set off nuclear weapons in their own atmosphere. They are like high technology lemmings. "Hold my beer."

I don't.
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Old 06-04-2020, 12:07 PM   #3
glatt
 
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Clingy cellophane to nuclear Armageddon in four posts.

I don't like this cheap task chair with the screws that poke through the cushion a little bit. I feel those bumps!
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Old 06-04-2020, 12:27 PM   #4
Griff
still says videotape
 
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I don't like <3 year olds living in squalor when mom is an essential worker and wondering if I'm bringing home bedbugs.
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