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Radar · 08-10-2004, 11:26 AM

The wall is not being built on someone else's land. It's being built on the legitimate borders of the land that Israel legitimately owns and obtained honestly. And 99.999% of the Jews in the entire world are Zionists meaning they support the right of Israel to exist, and the fact that Israel honestly owns all of the land they currently occupy. This includes the land they were given by it's previous owners (the UK), and the land they won when they were attacked without cause in 1967.

I love how these anti-Jewish people claim to love Jews but hate Zionism. It's like saying, I love Mexicans, I just hate Mexico and want all the Mexicans to leave. These people cry about some people who were displaced nearly 60 years ago, but neglect to mention the 2 or 3 million Jews who were displaced in Arab nations at this time and who also lost thier homes, businesses, etc. They neglect to mention the fact that in 1948 five arab nations told Arab people to evacuate the Israel so they could kill each and every last Jew.

Not only is all of the land Israel currently occupies legitimately owned by Israel, All of Jordan was once part of Israel.

Trilby · 08-10-2004, 04:16 PM

--not yet!
I wonder if she will approve..? Oh, well...he's a grown man. Besides, I can always convert...

Clodfobble · 08-10-2004, 04:20 PM

I wonder if she will approve..?

No. No she will not. But she might be able to hide that fact.

Oh, well...he's a grown man. Besides, I can always convert...

Converting is actually a bitch of a process. Be glad you're not male. A neighbor of mine was converting for his wife, and found out that since he didn't have the bris (circumcision) ceremony as a baby, he had to have it now--despite being already circumcised. The rabbi just nicked him with the razor instead.

Trilby · 08-10-2004, 04:23 PM

OHMIGOD! I am thanking the Almighty right this second that I do NOT have to do the bris...I just have to learn to do a Passover meal. Whew.

You don't think she will like me even if I DO convert?

wolf · 08-11-2004, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

OHMIGOD! I am thanking the Almighty right this second that I do NOT have to do the bris...I just have to learn to do a Passover meal. Whew.

You don't think she will like me even if I DO convert?

The worst part of doing the passover meal is eating the Gefilte Fish.

It's a longstanding joke at a friend's family's seder that "Wolf will have the Goyische portion" (i.e., none). For years I was a good sport and would manage to choke down a morsel of this horrible stuff, until I found out that his new wife (and convert to Judaism) was refusing to even try it.

And no, she won't like you, even if you DO convert. It's a rule. There's always someone who would have been better. Usually one or two girlfriends prior to you.

Clodfobble · 08-10-2004, 04:43 PM

Who knows, maybe she's a modern Jewish mother. But in all my experiences, even conversion can't compare to a genuinely Jewish wife. There's a saying... "Shiksas [gentile girls] are for practice."

When a friend of mine came out of the closet to his Jewish mother, the very first thing she said was, "Well, if it's going to be a boy, at least let it be a nice Jewish boy."

99 44/100% pure · 08-10-2004, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

. . . in all my experiences, even conversion can't compare to a genuinely Jewish wife. .

Well, the truth of the matter is that NO woman, Jewish or otherwise, will ever be good enough for a real Jewish mother-in-law. However, I've seen several examples where the converted daughter-in-law was more welcomed than the born-Jewish, because of the sacrifice she was willing to make for the <strike>Prince</strike> cherished son.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-10-2004, 08:08 PM

And he will say his prayer every morning, thanking god he's not a woman.

Trilby · 08-10-2004, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

And he will say his prayer every morning, thanking god he's not a woman.

Yeah, wow. I thought that was just Orthodox practice.

It's pretty offensive.

Trilby · 08-10-2004, 04:56 PM

I'm...I'm...a-
practice Shiksa?

Clodfobble · 08-10-2004, 05:36 PM

Oh, now now, don't forget I've never met you or your boyfriend. Don't let my experiences make you go have a fight with him tonight about how he's not really devoted to you. I'm sure he's very wonderful and loving, and his mother will love you for who you are.

Trilby · 08-10-2004, 05:48 PM

Was kidding, Clodfobble. No worries!

Besides, he's 61. He hardly needs the practice!

lookout123 · 08-10-2004, 05:49 PM

*cough anna nicole cough cough*

Trilby · 08-10-2004, 05:52 PM

OH. shut UP, will you?

----he's really GOOD!

lookout123 · 08-10-2004, 05:57 PM

my guess, brianna, is that you are not a part of his generation?

08-10-2004, 11:26 AM	#1
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	The wall is not being built on someone else's land. It's being built on the legitimate borders of the land that Israel legitimately owns and obtained honestly. And 99.999% of the Jews in the entire world are Zionists meaning they support the right of Israel to exist, and the fact that Israel honestly owns all of the land they currently occupy. This includes the land they were given by it's previous owners (the UK), and the land they won when they were attacked without cause in 1967. I love how these anti-Jewish people claim to love Jews but hate Zionism. It's like saying, I love Mexicans, I just hate Mexico and want all the Mexicans to leave. These people cry about some people who were displaced nearly 60 years ago, but neglect to mention the 2 or 3 million Jews who were displaced in Arab nations at this time and who also lost thier homes, businesses, etc. They neglect to mention the fact that in 1948 five arab nations told Arab people to evacuate the Israel so they could kill each and every last Jew. Not only is all of the land Israel currently occupies legitimately owned by Israel, All of Jordan was once part of Israel. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

08-10-2004, 08:08 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	And he will say his prayer every morning, thanking god he's not a woman. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-10-2004, 05:49 PM	#13
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	cough anna nicole cough cough __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-10-2004, 05:57 PM	#15
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	my guess, brianna, is that you are not a part of his generation? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-10-2004, 04:16 PM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	--not yet! I wonder if she will approve..? Oh, well...he's a grown man. Besides, I can always convert...

08-10-2004, 04:20 PM	#3
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I wonder if she will approve..? No. No she will not. But she might be able to hide that fact. Oh, well...he's a grown man. Besides, I can always convert... Converting is actually a bitch of a process. Be glad you're not male. A neighbor of mine was converting for his wife, and found out that since he didn't have the bris (circumcision) ceremony as a baby, he had to have it now--despite being already circumcised. The rabbi just nicked him with the razor instead.

08-10-2004, 04:23 PM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	OHMIGOD! I am thanking the Almighty right this second that I do NOT have to do the bris...I just have to learn to do a Passover meal. Whew. You don't think she will like me even if I DO convert?

08-10-2004, 04:43 PM	#6
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Who knows, maybe she's a modern Jewish mother. But in all my experiences, even conversion can't compare to a genuinely Jewish wife. There's a saying... "Shiksas [gentile girls] are for practice." When a friend of mine came out of the closet to his Jewish mother, the very first thing she said was, "Well, if it's going to be a boy, at least let it be a nice Jewish boy."

08-10-2004, 04:56 PM	#10
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I'm...I'm...a- practice Shiksa?

08-10-2004, 05:36 PM	#11
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Oh, now now, don't forget I've never met you or your boyfriend. Don't let my experiences make you go have a fight with him tonight about how he's not really devoted to you. I'm sure he's very wonderful and loving, and his mother will love you for who you are.

08-10-2004, 05:48 PM	#12
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Was kidding, Clodfobble. No worries! Besides, he's 61. He hardly needs the practice!

08-10-2004, 05:52 PM	#14
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	OH. shut UP, will you? ----he's really GOOD!

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