5/1: Blue lobster

Undertoad · 05-01-2001, 03:49 PM

Caught off the coast, this crusty old lad is a well-understood mutation... one in 2,000,000 lobsters come out of the water this color.

Anyone hear George Carlin's old "there's no blue food" routine? Well here it is, blue food.

adamzion · 05-02-2001, 08:52 AM

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Originally posted by Tony Shepps

Caught off the coast, this crusty old lad is a well-understood mutation... one in 2,000,000 lobsters come out of the water this color.

Anyone hear George Carlin's old "there's no blue food" routine? Well here it is, blue food.

Blueberries? Plums? Grapes?

Plenty o' blue food.

Myself, I don't consider something that looks, to me at leasst, like a great big blue bug to be especially appetizing.

But, there I go, being kosher again,
Z

jaguar · 05-03-2001, 02:30 AM

i've hard of cows producing purple milk after eating tons of blackberries but this is crazy, hmmm still looks tasty...

richlevy · 05-03-2001, 09:07 PM

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Originally posted by jaguar
i've hard of cows producing purple milk after eating tons of blackberries but this is crazy, hmmm still looks tasty...

Yes, but what is the color after you steam/boil it?

jaguar · 05-04-2001, 02:50 AM

don't ask me, i haven't had the oppotunity to try, what color is the lobster here after you steam it?

alphageek31337 · 05-04-2001, 11:42 PM

After you boil them, they turn a vibrant red, just like you'd expect normal lobster to be colored. I remember this because it threw off the color scheme of this meal i was preparing (still delicious, but eh). Apparently the blood vessels flowing to the carapace burst when you boil it. That, and they scream, which is really eery, especially if you're only used to cooking stuff that's extrmemly dead

jaguar · 05-05-2001, 01:27 AM

yes, it woudl be, i prefer it when my food dosne't scream at me oddly enough.
Pretty cruel way to kill it, i say kill it first, i wouldn't mind(ok i would but if i was a lobster), if some1 ate me after i was dead but i'd rather they let me die b4 i was boiledm what a painful way to go, i hate too hot baths as it is.

zeolite · 05-11-2001, 12:00 PM

If you kill the lobster first, the toxins in the blood react differently than when you boil it and make it taste bad and/or make you sick. There is also a debate on the screaming thing. Many think that it is just steam hissing out from inside the lobster as it boils.

Whatever the case, it's cruel any way you slice it. But, mmmmm boy, thems a tasty lobster by!

shipwreckdan · 11-10-2003, 07:03 PM

Dead lobsters aren't bad.... and they dont make u sick. I'm a commercial lobsterboat deckhand, and when they die in transport (pots in ocean to tanks on land) we eat'em. We just break the tail and claws off, and throw the body in the channel. Sometimes u get a lobster that has just molt, and if their shell is still "soft" (crunchy..not firm to the squeeze) there's not much meat in them, mostly runny juice. This happens in some that have "cancer" too(some wierd shell condition that affects a small percentage of lobsters. Shells look kinda like there rusted, and very fragile). Never seen a blue one yet, but i've only been doing this for 2 years.

So in conclusing, u can eat them when they're broken, even after they've died, and u wont get sick. I should know, cause i get a third of the dead ones from each trip. When they're bad they smell bad, thats a pretty safe rule with all seafood.

Well i'm gonna grab a nap, heading back out tonight 11pm. 8 hr steam to the grounds.
Dan
Commercial fisherman

xoxoxoBruce · 11-10-2003, 08:16 PM

Welcome to the Cellar Dan. Be carefull of the sharks out there.....and in here.

Uryoces · 11-10-2003, 08:55 PM

Welcome Dan! I think you can stick the lobster in the fridge, and it will lose consiousness and slip into a coma. You drop it in the pot and cook it up. It's probably steam escaping from the shell.

Never cooked one myself, but I helped my inlaws eat a mess of mudbugs last 4th of july.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-10-2003, 10:44 PM

Hey !! How come that skinny little guy Tony Shepps started this thread. Where's Undertoad??

Elspode · 11-10-2003, 11:02 PM

WTFAYTA?

quzah · 11-11-2003, 12:13 AM

It's amusing that people will eat lobsters, but freak out if a bug gets in their food. They're just bugs of the sea. Very cool to watch though. I can't picture eating one. That's what gets me. It's so damn cool to watch all kinds of life wander around, why would I want to bring an end to it?

What did you expect, it's a "food" thread. I had to make some comment. Plus I needed an excuse to test my tag line.

Quzah.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-11-2003, 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by Elspode
WTFAYTA?

look. How many Tony Shepps do you see?

05-03-2001, 02:30 AM	#3
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	i've hard of cows producing purple milk after eating tons of blackberries but this is crazy, hmmm still looks tasty... __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

05-04-2001, 02:50 AM	#5
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	don't ask me, i haven't had the oppotunity to try, what color is the lobster here after you steam it? __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

05-04-2001, 11:42 PM	#6
alphageek31337 Enemy Combatant/Evildoer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 263	Post-Cooking After you boil them, they turn a vibrant red, just like you'd expect normal lobster to be colored. I remember this because it threw off the color scheme of this meal i was preparing (still delicious, but eh). Apparently the blood vessels flowing to the carapace burst when you boil it. That, and they scream, which is really eery, especially if you're only used to cooking stuff that's extrmemly dead

05-05-2001, 01:27 AM	#7
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	yes, it woudl be, i prefer it when my food dosne't scream at me oddly enough. Pretty cruel way to kill it, i say kill it first, i wouldn't mind(ok i would but if i was a lobster), if some1 ate me after i was dead but i'd rather they let me die b4 i was boiledm what a painful way to go, i hate too hot baths as it is. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

11-10-2003, 08:16 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Welcome to the Cellar Dan. Be carefull of the sharks out there.....and in here. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-01-2001, 03:49 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Caught off the coast, this crusty old lad is a well-understood mutation... one in 2,000,000 lobsters come out of the water this color. Anyone hear George Carlin's old "there's no blue food" routine? Well here it is, blue food.

05-11-2001, 12:00 PM	#8
zeolite Fellow-Commoner Join Date: May 2001 Location: Calgary, AB, Canada Posts: 10	If you kill the lobster first, the toxins in the blood react differently than when you boil it and make it taste bad and/or make you sick. There is also a debate on the screaming thing. Many think that it is just steam hissing out from inside the lobster as it boils. Whatever the case, it's cruel any way you slice it. But, mmmmm boy, thems a tasty lobster by!

11-10-2003, 07:03 PM	#9
shipwreckdan Kinda New Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1	Dead lobsters aren't bad.... and they dont make u sick. I'm a commercial lobsterboat deckhand, and when they die in transport (pots in ocean to tanks on land) we eat'em. We just break the tail and claws off, and throw the body in the channel. Sometimes u get a lobster that has just molt, and if their shell is still "soft" (crunchy..not firm to the squeeze) there's not much meat in them, mostly runny juice. This happens in some that have "cancer" too(some wierd shell condition that affects a small percentage of lobsters. Shells look kinda like there rusted, and very fragile). Never seen a blue one yet, but i've only been doing this for 2 years. So in conclusing, u can eat them when they're broken, even after they've died, and u wont get sick. I should know, cause i get a third of the dead ones from each trip. When they're bad they smell bad, thats a pretty safe rule with all seafood. Well i'm gonna grab a nap, heading back out tonight 11pm. 8 hr steam to the grounds. Dan Commercial fisherman

11-10-2003, 08:55 PM	#11
Uryoces 2nd Covenant, yo Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Pugetropolis Posts: 583	Welcome Dan! I think you can stick the lobster in the fridge, and it will lose consiousness and slip into a coma. You drop it in the pot and cook it up. It's probably steam escaping from the shell. Never cooked one myself, but I helped my inlaws eat a mess of mudbugs last 4th of july. __________________ The party's over ... the drink ... and the luck ... ran out.

11-10-2003, 10:44 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Hey !! How come that skinny little guy Tony Shepps started this thread. Where's Undertoad?? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-10-2003, 11:02 PM	#13
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	WTFAYTA? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-11-2003, 12:13 AM	#14
quzah Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 375	It's amusing that people will eat lobsters, but freak out if a bug gets in their food. They're just bugs of the sea. Very cool to watch though. I can't picture eating one. That's what gets me. It's so damn cool to watch all kinds of life wander around, why would I want to bring an end to it? What did you expect, it's a "food" thread. I had to make some comment. Plus I needed an excuse to test my tag line. Quzah.

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