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Kitsune · 10-09-2004, 09:21 AM

Wind and water together can get into odd spots.

Must have been a hell of a storm to not only get water inside a lightbulb, but also wash in a turtle, too! Damn!

tw · 10-09-2004, 11:44 AM

Mathews would be the 13th east coast hurricane. I believe there were 11 in the eastern Pacific. But in the western Pacific, this storm currently hitting Japan is the 24th typhoon this season - according to Radio Japan last night.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-09-2004, 08:34 PM

There's more in that bulb than water. Looks like the turtle raped it.

Nightsong · 10-11-2004, 01:45 AM

I have it on good information that the turtle and the light bulb are just good friends.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-11-2004, 06:39 PM

What's the turtles name, Kobe? Mike?

wolf · 10-11-2004, 08:24 PM

The National Weather Service has issued a warning for yet another
catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of Ivan and Jeanne. The
path of this hurricane zigs and zags, and is therefore highly
unpredictable. At times its winds spin counter-clockwise, then it
abruptly reverses direction. Experts predict that this one will cause
the most damage to the United States that we have experienced in four
years. They are naming this one Hurricane Kerry. Be advised, the only
way for citizens to protect themselves is by hiding behind a Bush.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-11-2004, 08:30 PM

Quote:

the onlyay for citizens to protect themselves is by hiding behind a Bush.

Or sticking your head up your ass. Oh,..wait,...that's the same thing. :p

tw · 10-22-2004, 06:55 PM

Japan typically suffers 2.6 typhoons per year. The record was 6 in one season. Typhoon Tokage is the tenth typhoon with winds exceeding 220 KPH (about 140 MPH) and killing almost 80 people. It struck Japan in the south east coast and weakened just as it hit Tokyo. However the eleventh typhoon, Typhoon Nock-ten is on the same track, approaching the Philippines and promises to be just as strong.

One of the factors predicted by global warming models are typhoons and hurricanes that become more powerful. This year's unusual high number of storms corresponds to higher than normal ocean temperatures. Storms that normally would not amount to much instead become destructive storms. Historical data suggests this trend should continue.

glatt · 08-01-2016, 10:25 AM

I liked this thread title, so decided to put this tidbit here.

The Gulf of Mexico has now gone three years since having a hurricane. It's broken all records and is the longest span without a hurricane in history.

10-09-2004, 11:44 AM	#2
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	Mathews would be the 13th east coast hurricane. I believe there were 11 in the eastern Pacific. But in the western Pacific, this storm currently hitting Japan is the 24th typhoon this season - according to Radio Japan last night. Attached Images

10-09-2004, 08:34 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	There's more in that bulb than water. Looks like the turtle raped it. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-11-2004, 01:45 AM	#4
Nightsong Wang Dude Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South Carolina Posts: 177	statement from the accused I have it on good information that the turtle and the light bulb are just good friends.

10-11-2004, 06:39 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	What's the turtles name, Kobe? Mike? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-11-2004, 08:24 PM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The National Weather Service has issued a warning for yet another catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of Ivan and Jeanne. The path of this hurricane zigs and zags, and is therefore highly unpredictable. At times its winds spin counter-clockwise, then it abruptly reverses direction. Experts predict that this one will cause the most damage to the United States that we have experienced in four years. They are naming this one Hurricane Kerry. Be advised, the only way for citizens to protect themselves is by hiding behind a Bush. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-09-2004, 09:21 AM	#1
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	Wind and water together can get into odd spots. Must have been a hell of a storm to not only get water inside a lightbulb, but also wash in a turtle, too! Damn!

10-22-2004, 06:55 PM	#8
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	Japan typically suffers 2.6 typhoons per year. The record was 6 in one season. Typhoon Tokage is the tenth typhoon with winds exceeding 220 KPH (about 140 MPH) and killing almost 80 people. It struck Japan in the south east coast and weakened just as it hit Tokyo. However the eleventh typhoon, Typhoon Nock-ten is on the same track, approaching the Philippines and promises to be just as strong. One of the factors predicted by global warming models are typhoons and hurricanes that become more powerful. This year's unusual high number of storms corresponds to higher than normal ocean temperatures. Storms that normally would not amount to much instead become destructive storms. Historical data suggests this trend should continue.

08-01-2016, 10:25 AM	#9
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I liked this thread title, so decided to put this tidbit here. The Gulf of Mexico has now gone three years since having a hurricane. It's broken all records and is the longest span without a hurricane in history.

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