Almond stuffed Queen Olives

Trilby · 10-20-2004, 03:37 PM

I am not a foodie. I didn't even know what the best fucking cookware on earth was--cephalon? I can't remember...anyway, there is one kinda snooty thing I really like and that is Almond-stuffed Queen Olives which, incidentally, go nicely with your martini. After you have almond-stuffed you'll never go back to pimento*

*Unless you're allergic to nuts. Duh.

Clodfobble · 10-20-2004, 04:06 PM

I'd agree with you--if olives weren't the work of Satan.

Trilby · 10-20-2004, 05:39 PM

i thought olives were the fruit of Jesus hisself!

Undertoad · 10-20-2004, 05:45 PM

Er... if wine is the blood of Christ... and little waxy crackers are the body of Christ... what exactly are olives again?

Doodle · 10-20-2004, 05:53 PM

The boogers of Christ?

Oooo i wonder if Christ had belly button lint?

Hmmm something to ponder.....

Trilby · 10-20-2004, 06:02 PM

Per the Nuns who taught me my Cathecism: Christ did NOT have belly-button lint (and how dare you!) and olives are the...well, they're the delight of...of, of Christs martini! I dare you to say different.

Doodle · 10-20-2004, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Per the Nuns who taught me my Cathecism: Christ did NOT have belly-button lint (and how dare you!) and olives are the...well, they're the delight of...of, of Christs martini! I dare you to say different.

Christ drank martinis???
Wow!
I still say olives are the root of all evil, as well as the boogers of Christ.
As for the belly button lint, after researching i have discoverd that Catholicism teaches that the belly button lint of Christ is better than 900 thread count sheets!

Trilby · 10-20-2004, 06:19 PM

you infidel! of course Christ drank martini's! How do you think he got the Italian vote? Get with it, newman. I've a headache...all these un-believers tire me...

warch · 10-20-2004, 07:16 PM

Try garlic stuffed olives....! hic. hic.

cowhead · 10-20-2004, 07:16 PM

hmmm... almond stuffed olives.. toasted? have you ever tried bleu cheese stuffed olives (yeah.. doesn't really go with a martini...BUT while drinking one the creamy tangy goodness would be a welcome addition.. especially a very dirty martini...)

oh how I wish I could stomach Gin!

howver...it is the devils urine!
maybe there has been some revisionist history going on here?

on a side note though.. for those of 'us' who prefer a darker liquor.. have you ever tried either an 'old grandad' (75% buorbon 25% amaretto w/ a marachino cherry) or a 'godfather' (same drink except with scotch)? mmmmm... not good with olives... but all your liquor in one smooooooth drink

melidasaur · 10-20-2004, 10:26 PM

i love olives... i had olives stuffed with almonds, olives stuffed with other olives, olives stuffed with feta are really good...

If you're going to eat olives... bring some mints - they give you the worst breath.

I'm sad that so many people hate them... they are so lovely.

Happy Monkey · 10-20-2004, 10:37 PM

I dump sliced olives and mushrooms in just about every meal I make.

For some reason I like the canned black olives more than just about any of the fancy ones in the olive bar at Fresh Fields. I guess I'm not a gourmand.

triestemoi · 10-21-2004, 12:31 AM

Olives are great, anyway you stuff 'em!!!!!!!!1

Cyber Wolf · 10-21-2004, 06:44 AM

Olives are the BEST

...for throwing at other people!

wolf · 10-21-2004, 12:18 PM

I prefer those little plastic buckets of creamer you get at restaurants. They are much better projectiles. You can also build things with them, if you can convince the wait staff to bring you enough of them.

10-20-2004, 03:37 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Almond stuffed Queen Olives I am not a foodie. I didn't even know what the best fucking cookware on earth was--cephalon? I can't remember...anyway, there is one kinda snooty thing I really like and that is Almond-stuffed Queen Olives which, incidentally, go nicely with your martini. After you have almond-stuffed you'll never go back to pimento* *Unless you're allergic to nuts. Duh. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-20-2004, 05:39 PM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	i thought olives were the fruit of Jesus hisself! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-20-2004, 05:53 PM	#5
Doodle Cheese is strange. Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The dumpster in your apartment complex Posts: 16	The boogers of Christ? Oooo i wonder if Christ had belly button lint? Hmmm something to ponder..... __________________ "The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves,but in our attitude towards them." -Antoine de Saint Exupery Little Miss Doodle Last edited by Doodle; 10-20-2004 at 05:56 PM.

10-20-2004, 06:02 PM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Per the Nuns who taught me my Cathecism: Christ did NOT have belly-button lint (and how dare you!) and olives are the...well, they're the delight of...of, of Christs martini! I dare you to say different. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-20-2004, 06:19 PM	#8
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	you infidel! of course Christ drank martini's! How do you think he got the Italian vote? Get with it, newman. I've a headache...all these un-believers tire me... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-20-2004, 04:06 PM	#2
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I'd agree with you--if olives weren't the work of Satan.

10-20-2004, 05:45 PM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Er... if wine is the blood of Christ... and little waxy crackers are the body of Christ... what exactly are olives again?

10-20-2004, 07:16 PM	#9
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	Try garlic stuffed olives....! hic. hic.

10-20-2004, 07:16 PM	#10
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	hmmm... almond stuffed olives.. toasted? have you ever tried bleu cheese stuffed olives (yeah.. doesn't really go with a martini...BUT while drinking one the creamy tangy goodness would be a welcome addition.. especially a very dirty martini...) oh how I wish I could stomach Gin! howver...it is the devils urine! maybe there has been some revisionist history going on here? on a side note though.. for those of 'us' who prefer a darker liquor.. have you ever tried either an 'old grandad' (75% buorbon 25% amaretto w/ a marachino cherry) or a 'godfather' (same drink except with scotch)? mmmmm... not good with olives... but all your liquor in one smooooooth drink __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

10-20-2004, 10:26 PM	#11
melidasaur Traded your soul for pogs. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Champaign, IL Posts: 646	i love olives... i had olives stuffed with almonds, olives stuffed with other olives, olives stuffed with feta are really good... If you're going to eat olives... bring some mints - they give you the worst breath. I'm sad that so many people hate them... they are so lovely. __________________ I love England, what can I say?

10-20-2004, 10:37 PM	#12
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I dump sliced olives and mushrooms in just about every meal I make. For some reason I like the canned black olives more than just about any of the fancy ones in the olive bar at Fresh Fields. I guess I'm not a gourmand. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

10-21-2004, 12:31 AM	#13
triestemoi Civil Civilian Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Northwest Posts: 33	Olives are great, anyway you stuff 'em!!!!!!!!1

10-21-2004, 06:44 AM	#14
Cyber Wolf As stable as a ring of PU-239 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites Posts: 1,264	Olives are the BEST ...for throwing at other people! __________________ "I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens

10-21-2004, 12:18 PM	#15
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I prefer those little plastic buckets of creamer you get at restaurants. They are much better projectiles. You can also build things with them, if you can convince the wait staff to bring you enough of them. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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