As of right now, you are officially divorced...

Roosta · 10-25-2004, 11:46 AM

If you have a beer, have one for me!

Elspode · 10-25-2004, 12:00 PM

I remember when my divorce was final. We'd been separated for almost four years, so it was pretty much just a paperwork formality, but it still brought forth an upwelling of difficult emotions and bittersweet memories.

Therefore, I think a pseudo-Hallmark card is in order. Picture a lavishly textured paper, fray-cut at the edge like the finest linen stock. On the cover is the most beautiful sunset you've ever seen, and the words "Wishing You Nothing but Happiness" on the cover. Now, open your card, and read this verse:

"The road was long, and filled with bumps
But you were tough and took your lumps
The hell with that, now...off your knees!
Its time to catch up on postponed sleaze!"

Seriously, my condolences on what has been lost, and my encouragements to both of you for the future and all it holds.

perth · 10-25-2004, 12:05 PM

That has got to be the first time I grinned stupidly at that emoticon.

10-25-2004, 11:46 AM	#1
Roosta Nutter. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: England Posts: 221	If you have a beer, have one for me! __________________ Back from the brink...

10-25-2004, 12:00 PM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I remember when my divorce was final. We'd been separated for almost four years, so it was pretty much just a paperwork formality, but it still brought forth an upwelling of difficult emotions and bittersweet memories. Therefore, I think a pseudo-Hallmark card is in order. Picture a lavishly textured paper, fray-cut at the edge like the finest linen stock. On the cover is the most beautiful sunset you've ever seen, and the words "Wishing You Nothing but Happiness" on the cover. Now, open your card, and read this verse: "The road was long, and filled with bumps But you were tough and took your lumps The hell with that, now...off your knees! Its time to catch up on postponed sleaze!" Seriously, my condolences on what has been lost, and my encouragements to both of you for the future and all it holds. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-25-2004, 12:05 PM	#3
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	That has got to be the first time I grinned stupidly at that emoticon.

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