Letter to President Bush from Dr. Bob Jones III

[God]

Originally Posted by Elspode

........... I have a little bronze Buddha sitting on top of my monitor at work looking at me right now!

My boy isnt good enough to stare at you while you are working? Sounds like descrimination to me.

And as for the *really* annoying Christian types hassling people; I sincerly apologize.

The real hard core people cannot be distracted by cable tv and just leave people where they are, much as I have tried to get them wired.

[Buddha]

Originally Posted by God

My boy isnt good enough to stare at you while you are working? Sounds like descrimination to me.

And as for the *really* annoying Christian types hassling people; I sincerly apologize.

There, there Big Guy. Aren't all those folks wearing crucifixes enough for you? BTW, notice how no one ever complains about Buddhists hassling Christians for their crosses? I think you may be getting an image problem. I'll have my PR guys call yours and they all can do lunch sometime.

[God]

Originally Posted by Buddha

I'll have my PR guys call yours and they all can do lunch sometime.

Ok, I'm sure your people could learn something. Notice the growing trend of red states. I'm getting my mojo back.


What color states might be representing your philosophy? Blue? Emerald? Oh, that's right....you really arent represented in large numbers here in America.