A letter to President Bush...

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Originally Posted by flippant

Isn't the bible wasting paper which is also a lesser abomination Mr. Know it All?

If you don't mind, Sir, I'll handle this one on your behalf.

You may have noticed that Bibles are printed on extremely thin paper, in small, yet easily read typefaces. Printed on regular density paper in 12 point palatino, it would run around the size of the Oxford English Dictonary. People would do themselves an injury trying to lift one to do some inspirational bible reading before bedtime. The Gideon's would have to recruit from circus strongmen and olympic weightlifters for delieveries. Hotel rooms would have an annex added just to contain the Bible.

This is also why there has been an effort to make online editions available. God's plan is that we shall all have tablet PCs with the Bible preinstalled on delivery.

Thanks be to God. I'm looking forward to that tablet PC.