4/18/2002: Monkey Mountain

Undertoad · 04-18-2002, 12:19 PM

Hong Kong is getting overrun by monkeys in an area called "Monkey Mountain". (If they named it "Ping Pong Ball Mountain" would it be overrun by... oh never mind.)

It turns out that the monkeys roam in gangs of between 30 and 100. Gangs! It's believed that there are 1250 macaques in all, and gang leaders have been identified and given names. The one shown above is named "Longlegged 7".

At first the govt tried to ban feeding of them, thinking that the feeding was what was bringing them out to try to live amongst the humans. They now say that animal lovers scuttled that idea, despite a HK $10,000 fine. So now they are resorting to birth control for the monkeys.

They're outfitting the male monkeys with condoms in the hope that -- no, I'm lying.

They're actually catching the females, injecting them with a long-term birth control of some sort, and then microchipping them so they can be tracked.

Griff · 04-18-2002, 12:46 PM

Looks like the opening shot of an Audi commercial that we'll never see.

melsbasketcase · 04-18-2002, 01:17 PM

Where did you get the cool pictures of the monkeys? I found this site when looking for different kinds of blogs at Google.
I am new here and will try and not annoy.

Melinda =^..^=

04-18-2002, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by melsbasketcase
I am new here and will try and not annoy.

You will anyway, I promise. Everyone does. It's part of any community. What matters is that you don't let it get to you. Be your own person. Some people will like you for it. Some won't. That's the way it is.

Welcome to the Cellar.

Undertoad · 04-18-2002, 01:37 PM

Hey cool, you must have clicked on the paid link!

I bought the word "blog" on Google, just to see how their system worked and what kind of response rate I'd get. So far it's cost me $3.33 for 57 clickthroughs on 7765 impressions.

So, Mel, getting you here cost me $3.33. I can either send you an invoice, or I could set up a paypal link for you... your choice.

Haw haw!

This picture came from Ananova, the British news service. The full story is here .

melsbasketcase · 04-18-2002, 02:06 PM

Maybe you could do like the "talentless hack" guy did. If you look up talentless hack on Google this one guy is the first hit just because all his friends linked him. It is an old story so you probably know.

Damn, I just learned about Fark today. Talk about lame. Memepool is my fave though.

Melinda =^..^=

SteveDallas · 04-18-2002, 02:24 PM

This one guy tried to use the Google pay-per-click ads to publish poetry on Google.

Torrere · 04-18-2002, 03:49 PM

I expect poetry to be beautiful. His stuff was just rubbish that had either rhyme or meter.

vsp · 04-18-2002, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by Undertoad
Hey cool, you must have clicked on the paid link!

I bought the word "blog" on Google, just to see how their system worked and what kind of response rate I'd get. So far it's cost me $3.33 for 57 clickthroughs on 7765 impressions.

So, Mel, getting you here cost me $3.33. I can either send you an invoice, or I could set up a paypal link for you... your choice.

Haw haw!

Well, HELL. I just tried the search, and voila -- there was the link. What'll they think of next? (I didn't click on it -- those clicks cost money, yo.)

What will they do when there are more than five people who bought that word (i.e. more than one page's worth)? Can they end up with more sponsored links than actual links in many cases?

And how discriminatory are they? Can you buy the word "Microsoft" and link it to goatse.cx?

Undertoad · 04-18-2002, 04:24 PM

*koff koff* The impressions cost money too! But it's really as much a test as anything... no big deal.

I didn't really understand all of the nuances of their system when I bought the ads. But it's clear that some words are more desireable than others, which means that words like "sex" are pricey somehow. But basically, you specify how much you're willing to pay per day, (I think I said 50 cents!) and they add you to the rotation... and if others are willing to pay more they get in first. I think.

What was cool about it is how easy it is, and how cheap. After a $5 buy-in you can start advertising on the web's most critical search engine. Damn!

Sperlock · 04-18-2002, 09:14 PM

Doesn't the government have anything better to do than monkeying around up there?

Steve runs for the hills. But not the mountain.

Xugumad · 04-19-2002, 02:12 AM

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Originally posted by melsbasketcase

Damn, I just learned about Fark today. Talk about lame.

We could. In fact, we would probably never stop.

My personal favourites on fark are the linked NewsMax stories that are presented as fact and not as the utterly, utterly blatant propaganda machine that is NewsMax. <a href="http://www.newsmax.com/showinsidecover.shtml?a=2002/3/11/153651">This one</a> is particularly impressive)

As an aside, here are a few interestingly-titled fark.com stories; it's not necessarily the links themselves that are all that great, but it's how fark 'attributed' them. (i.e. Asinine, Lame, etc..)

[COOL]
- Best Miss Cleo Soundboard Ever
- Kenworth Truck Company rolls out high security package for rigs.
- Father-daughter pair team up with another teen to rob banks
- Pages of quotes from Buffy
- Smart glass technology keeps waiters on their toes.
- Babes with Blades play in combat chess
- Just the thing for the drunk on the go: A gas turbine engine powered barstool that can travel over 40Mph.
- Rush going on tour this summer

[ASININE]
- Clarance Thomas: "Fake Kiddie Porn is O.K. by me"
- Russia implements 15% flat-tax, government now richer than ever. U.S. still claims it would never work
- Convicted pervert-priest refers to himself as "The forbidden fruit." during a CNN interview

... and we could go on forever. But we shall not. Nevah!

X.

Tobiasly · 04-19-2002, 09:11 AM

Not sure if any of you are programmers, but Google also has API's that you can use from your own web services, for free (up to a certain number of hits or something)..

http://www.google.com/apis/

With the Google Web APIs service, software developers can query more than 2 billion web documents directly from their own computer programs. Google uses the SOAP and WSDL standards so a developer can program in his or her favorite environment - such as Java, Perl, or Visual Studio .NET.

Pretty cool!

jaguar · 04-20-2002, 08:13 PM

10,000 hits, yea i saw this a week or so ago, looks intersting, illl have to play with it some day.

MaggieL · 04-21-2002, 10:28 AM

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Originally posted by Tobiasly
Not sure if any of you are programmers...

Uh, nope. No programmers here. Nuh-uh. &lt giggle&gt :-)

04-18-2002, 12:19 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	4/18/2002: Monkey Mountain Hong Kong is getting overrun by monkeys in an area called "Monkey Mountain". (If they named it "Ping Pong Ball Mountain" would it be overrun by... oh never mind.) It turns out that the monkeys roam in gangs of between 30 and 100. Gangs! It's believed that there are 1250 macaques in all, and gang leaders have been identified and given names. The one shown above is named "Longlegged 7". At first the govt tried to ban feeding of them, thinking that the feeding was what was bringing them out to try to live amongst the humans. They now say that animal lovers scuttled that idea, despite a HK $10,000 fine. So now they are resorting to birth control for the monkeys. They're outfitting the male monkeys with condoms in the hope that -- no, I'm lying. They're actually catching the females, injecting them with a long-term birth control of some sort, and then microchipping them so they can be tracked.

04-18-2002, 01:17 PM	#3
melsbasketcase Person Who Has Posted Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 2	Where did you get the cool pictures of the monkeys? I found this site when looking for different kinds of blogs at Google. I am new here and will try and not annoy. Melinda =^..^= __________________ My cat can drive a car! Can yours?

04-18-2002, 02:06 PM	#6
melsbasketcase Person Who Has Posted Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 2	Maybe you could do like the "talentless hack" guy did. If you look up talentless hack on Google this one guy is the first hit just because all his friends linked him. It is an old story so you probably know. Damn, I just learned about Fark today. Talk about lame. Memepool is my fave though. Melinda =^..^= __________________ My cat can drive a car! Can yours?

04-18-2002, 09:14 PM	#11
Sperlock Elite Elitist Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 322	Doesn't the government have anything better to do than monkeying around up there? Steve runs for the hills. But not the mountain. __________________ Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who stood their ground. - Anonymous http://informationthreshold.blogspot.com, http://spiritualthreshold.blogspot.com

04-20-2002, 08:13 PM	#14
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	10,000 hits, yea i saw this a week or so ago, looks intersting, illl have to play with it some day. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

04-18-2002, 12:46 PM	#2
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Looks like the opening shot of an Audi commercial that we'll never see.

04-18-2002, 01:37 PM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Hey cool, you must have clicked on the paid link! I bought the word "blog" on Google, just to see how their system worked and what kind of response rate I'd get. So far it's cost me $3.33 for 57 clickthroughs on 7765 impressions. So, Mel, getting you here cost me $3.33. I can either send you an invoice, or I could set up a paypal link for you... your choice. Haw haw! This picture came from Ananova, the British news service. The full story is here .

04-18-2002, 02:24 PM	#7
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	This one guy tried to use the Google pay-per-click ads to publish poetry on Google.

04-18-2002, 03:49 PM	#8
Torrere a real smartass Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Kirkland, WA Posts: 1,121	I expect poetry to be beautiful. His stuff was just rubbish that had either rhyme or meter.

04-18-2002, 04:24 PM	#10
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	koff koff The impressions cost money too! But it's really as much a test as anything... no big deal. I didn't really understand all of the nuances of their system when I bought the ads. But it's clear that some words are more desireable than others, which means that words like "sex" are pricey somehow. But basically, you specify how much you're willing to pay per day, (I think I said 50 cents!) and they add you to the rotation... and if others are willing to pay more they get in first. I think. What was cool about it is how easy it is, and how cheap. After a $5 buy-in you can start advertising on the web's most critical search engine. Damn!

04-19-2002, 09:11 AM	#13
Tobiasly hot Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Jeffersonville, IN (near Louisville) Posts: 892	Not sure if any of you are programmers, but Google also has API's that you can use from your own web services, for free (up to a certain number of hits or something).. http://www.google.com/apis/ With the Google Web APIs service, software developers can query more than 2 billion web documents directly from their own computer programs. Google uses the SOAP and WSDL standards so a developer can program in his or her favorite environment - such as Java, Perl, or Visual Studio .NET. Pretty cool!

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