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Old 04-23-2002, 07:51 PM   #1
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Bong

The Atlanta Braves are bringing a Korean pitcher named Bong up to the bigs. Besides being a merchandizers dream, he will also be a ray of sunshine for bored headline writers.

Bong Serves Up One-Hitter

Reds Light Up Bong
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Old 04-24-2002, 09:30 AM   #2
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Bong Gives Up Most Hits Since Woodstock
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Old 04-24-2002, 10:46 AM   #3
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Some are too obvious

Visitors Smoke Bong
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Old 04-24-2002, 12:28 PM   #4
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And it's a good thing he's in the NL.

Bong hits double.
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Old 04-24-2002, 01:23 PM   #5
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Bonds Four Bagger Scorches Bong
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Old 04-24-2002, 01:28 PM   #6
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Bong Fired Up by Crowd
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Old 04-24-2002, 01:38 PM   #7
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Or, similarly, Crowd Ecstatic After Bong Hit
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Old 04-24-2002, 01:39 PM   #8
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Come to think of it, Bong Hit Leads to Victory
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Old 04-24-2002, 01:48 PM   #9
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Cox turns to Bong for relief
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Old 04-24-2002, 01:51 PM   #10
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Braves Break Out Bong
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Old 04-24-2002, 01:54 PM   #11
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Braves Like Bong's Potential
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Old 04-24-2002, 02:05 PM   #12
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Phillies Seek Bong, Make Offer
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Old 04-24-2002, 02:10 PM   #13
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Phillies Pass on Bong "Not right for our rotation," says GM.
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Old 04-24-2002, 02:22 PM   #14
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Bong Silences Critics
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Old 04-24-2002, 02:27 PM   #15
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Bong Silences Critics
Or even better,

<b>Critics Silent After Bong Hit</b>.
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