If you're going to commit suicide...

[Clodfobble]

Well, in my neighbor's case, he wouldn't have benefitted from a SuicideAtorium, because it was very much a revenge suicide. His wife had left him (because he had stopped taking his medications and started drinking again) and he knew she was supposed to be coming over to get some of her stuff. He was sitting in a chair in front of the door, waiting. When he heard a knock at the door--bang. Unfortunately for him, the knock at the door wasn't even her, it was a cop she had called to check the place out first because she knew he owned a gun. But he'll never know that.