This is not porn

[clumsy_boy]

Ok, first introductions, I am new to Cellar, but I have been following this thread for a bit now, and I finally decided to join, seeing as how I have new information!
Yes, that is right ladies and gents, there is something you guys don't know

and here it is: I recently purchased a shirt from thisisnotporn, and it came with a certificate of authenticity, and on said certificate, I found that this was written:

"She sits alone, crying in the darkness. She is married to the Dolphin. A future lived in past tense. The Walls are closing in. Only time will tell, if she knew him well. Who's missing? Count it up. Put it all together and find the hidden place. You've almost found here. She can only wait for you, there... in the darkness of paradise. TIME TO DANCE"

That is exactly as it is written, and anywho, I hope I have managed to help to further the cause!

[SilverPhoenix]

Originally Posted by clumsy_boy

on said certificate, I found that this was written:

*snip-quote*

That is exactly as it is written, and anywho, I hope I have managed to help to further the cause!

Important question: Is there *anything* else written on there? Below the signature line, or outside the border? A string of letters and/or numbers, a sentence that seems relatively out of place... ?

[clumsy_boy]

There is nothing really out of place, but just in case I will tell you guys all that is on the certificate.

The backround is a picture of two crows purched on a tree, and underneath his signature is written "Past Perfect does not make a Perfect past." then he wrote "Thanks Dale of the North". And then there is the seal, the only thing odd is that on the "official seal" the date on it is Jan 7th 2003, I am not sure how long he has been selling the shirts so it could mean nothing.

[crazypeoplethink]

Originally Posted by clumsy_boy

Ok, first introductions, I am new to Cellar, but I have been following this thread for a bit now, and I finally decided to join, seeing as how I have new information!
Yes, that is right ladies and gents, there is something you guys don't know

and here it is: I recently purchased a shirt from thisisnotporn, and it came with a certificate of authenticity, and on said certificate, I found that this was written:

"She sits alone, crying in the darkness. She is married to the Dolphin. A future lived in past tense. The Walls are closing in. Only time will tell, if she knew him well. Who's missing? Count it up. Put it all together and find the hidden place. You've almost found here. She can only wait for you, there... in the darkness of paradise. TIME TO DANCE"

That is exactly as it is written, and anywho, I hope I have managed to help to further the cause!

The her sounds like Yumiyoshi... I believe that's her name my memory might be a bit off...

[atari]

In the top [left?] corner-ish of the MY EYES ARE BURNING HEL page, there's some scratching on the wall, it reads out to be:

"Lead Lined Box of Despair"

That's a bit from Dance Dance Dance, unless I'm mistaken.


Also, a bit from TINP himself that might prove helpful to you guys:

"Think literal"



By the way, hi. I'm Atari. Nice to meet you guys!

[crazypeoplethink]

*pokes atari*
I think I know you....
I need to start working on the puzzle again, I've been really lazy towards it lately
Edit:
The Hel Page... hs anyone clicked on the hand?
When I did it led me to another page with fishes and it says "I wouldn't be able to wash it off"
They're talking aboput Gotanda... but from there I'm not sure where to go
Double Edit:
When you click anywhere on the fish page it says "What's happened to me?" and the date of the picture is December 3, 1841
Thriple Edit:
Who died after Gotanda? It was Dick North, right?