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[SilverPhoenix]

A current map of the site: (no passwords on this one, folks :)

Oven Page (homepage): click window on oven door
 | Title: Something Is Coming
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Asia Awaits (not.htm): red background. Click 'Asia' text to get prompt.
 | Title: afg bbb bai bab adc aig bba baa adc ahd bab bab aef
 | Prompt: 'HeWhoLivesByTheSword'
 | Clues: Check the source code.
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Truck Page (TimeFlows.htm): Decipher the clues and change the page URL to
continue.
 | Title: Patients.......079 110 032 116 [...more three-digit #'s]
 | Clues: Check the source code. Google and anagramming will help.
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Treesign Page ({answerfromprevious}.htm): Click the sign to get prompt.
 | Title: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
 | Prompt: 'WhatALovelyDrapeTheyMake'
 | Clues: Source code, Photoshop.
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Hotel Page (Aquatic.htm): Click a lower window to continue to the next screen.
 | Title: the eyes that C the Claws that CatCh
 | Clues: Source code, but only for further pages.
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The Lights Page (SM.htm): Click on the lowest light first, to get the later
 |                        clues in the correct order.
 | Title: A moth flew in the room when I di4d
 | Prompt, L1 (../1/~.htm): 'Curiosity Killed The Cat'
 | Prompt, L2 (../2/~.htm): 'Master and Betrayer'
 | Prompt, L3 (../3/~.htm): 'Dorothy and Scarecrow'
 | Prompt, L4 (../4/~.htm): 'FACE0F, What darkness do we live'
 | Prompt, L5 (../5/~.htm): 'Frankenstein now, Yuki's Bird'
 | Prompt, L6 (../6/~.htm): 'Audition, Death of a Traveling Salesman'
 | Clues: mouseover statusbar messages.
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-+->First Light (../1/1.htm) Click the license plate to open a subpage.
 |    Title: THEY CAN'T ESCAPE THE STORM
 |    Page 'number': 73
 |    Walls code(s): Outside: 1F DH | Inside: none
 >--->License Plate (HypericumPerforatum.htm)
 |      Title: Hide Your Sorrows
 |      Clues: the ASCII text making up the picture is a code, repeated several
 |             times over. Decode it, then Google the quote to answer the next
 |             prompt.
 |
-+->Second Light (../2/toto.htm) Click the 'eyes' of the tree to find subpages.
 |    Title: DON'T STRAY FROM THE PATH
 |    Page 'number': 54
 |    Walls code(s): Outside: 2F SJ | Inside: 2f, BR 9f
 |    Clues: "ALL IS DEAD AND GONE WHAT WAS LEFT BY THE WOEBEGONE" in the
 |           source code
 |           Photoshopped text in the left side of the photo reads "How would
 |           you like it if someone picked something off of you?"
 >--->The Black page (../2/left.htm) The 'eye' on your left, not the tree's.
 |      Title: We Face Each Other Across A Small Table.
 |      Clues: "HTATDSENETCURDTNRHEOSEOLFH" below the image.
 |             The bulk of the page is an all-black jpg, with imagemaps that
 |             spell out "Shovel that good snow" backwards.
 |             Mouseover statusbar messages describe the Sheepman's room.
 >--->The Tunnel page (../2/right.htm) The 'eye' on your right, not the tree's.
 |      Title: Philip K. Dick's Fortune Cookie
 |      Clues: The six parts of the image change upon mouseover to show lines
 |             from Coleridge's Rime of the Ancient Mariner.
 |             The bottom slice of image is also an animated .gif that flashes
 |             'YOU ARE NOT OF[sic] THE PATH' once every ~ten seconds.
 |
-+->Third Light (../3/WeAreConnected.htm) Click the date and the faint circles
 |              to open subpages.
 |    Title: Robert Silvers
 |    Page 'number': 23
 |    Walls code(s): Outside: 9G BR | Inside: BR 9g
 |    Clues: Clicking the smaller windmill pops up a JS message encoded in
 |           Navajo, specifically that from the code used in WWII.
 |           There are five hard-to-see circles just below the windmills; each
 |           one leads to a smaller popup window, displaying a robotic head, as
 |           well as displaying mouseover status messages.
 >--->The Heads pages (../3/head/[1-5].htm)
 |      Titles: 1: Piggy Piggy
 |              2: We've Got Ventriloquists
 |              3: Who Watches the Watchme...
 |              4: We Are Connected
 |              5: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy
 |      Clues: Each of the head pictures is a variant of "David Hanson.jpg",
 |             and all five pages have "unhssrvelette " (with the space) in the
 |             source code. This anagrams to 'seventh result', which is the
 |             appropriate Google result to find the David Hanson who created
 |             the head.
 >--->The Steel Bars page (../3/ever_yo_ne_i_sdead.htm)
 |      Title: 1 2
 |      Clues: Upon page load, a JS popup appears that has Navajo text in it.
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-+->Fourth Light (../4/1129524974645525182.htm) Click the power lines and the
 |               vehicle in the distance for popup messages, both plaintext &
 |               Navajo.
 |    Title: THE DEVIL WITH 5 FINGERS
 |    Page 'number': 999
 |    Walls code(s): Outside: 4I ST | Inside: 4I ST
 |    Clues: Several images are named to 'fit' together: 'I', 'am', 'cursed.'
 |           and 'diablo'.
 |           Photoshopped text in upper-left sky reads "[The danger] must be
 |           growing/[For the rowers keep on rowing/And they certianly are not
 |           showing/any] signs that they [are slowing.]"
 |
-+->Fifth Light (../5/three.htm) Click the figure's face, the biohazard symbol,
 |              and the fist above the figure's head for subpages. Double-click
 |              the dagger to make it fade. Click 'Ever so peaceably' and the
 |              figure's chest for popup messages.
 |    Title: MY EYES ARE BURNING HEL [sic]
 |    Page 'number': 1107
 |    Walls code(s): Outside: 4S TC | Inside: 4I ST
 |    Clues: Several anagrams/Navajo codes/etc. in the popups.
 >--->The Fish page (../5/ANOTHERCORPSE.htm) (click the fist-in-a-circle)
 |      Title: I wouldn't be able to wash it off.
 |      Clues: "I am a smuts innuendo" in the source code.
 |             "THE CURSE OF THE MASERATI" in a JS mouseover; "What's Happened
 |             to me?" in a popup.
 >--->Idle Tuesday page (../5/UNREQUITEDLOVE.htm) (click the biohazard sign)
 |      Title: Cuck-Koo
 |      Clues: "Did I kill Kiki?" in a popup; the image is 'kiki.jpg'.
 >--->The Scepter page (../5/WhereIsGotanda.htm) (click the figure's chest)
 |      Title: SCEPTER
 |      Clues: "Thoughtyou'dgetheresooner" as a JS popup.
 |             Has an animated .gif, of a handprint changing to a hoofprint.
 |             Click the image to open a sub-subpage.
 >------>The Carpace page (../5/Carpace.htm)
 |         Title: [none]
 |         Clues: Inverted (white text) ASCII art; an outline of a cockroach.
 |
-+->Sixth Light (../6/FindTheDate.htm) Click the tree for a subpage.
 |    Title: Sun and Death Travel Together
 |    Page 'number': 2371
 |    Walls code(s): Outside: The Walls Are Closing In | Inside: BR 9g
 |    Clues: passing your mouse over the image changes the season from winter
 |           to summer and viceversa.
 |           summer.jpg has "Bad core.", "Coo! Bearded crab", and "Bore cad."
 |           photoshopped into the sky. These all anagram to 'barcode'.
 |           Every image 'inside' this light has one or more barcodes embedded
 |           in it.
 |           Barcodes decode as:
 |              "Even the darkness of night was different."
 |              "What was Paige's number?"
 |              "crownswordscepterm"
 |              "I scarcely talk to the cat anymore."
 |           There's one more barcode that is too blurred to read.
 >--->The First House page (5coffinsandoneempty/Vig.htm) Click the right-hand
 |                          window for a subpage.
 |      Title: A Perfectly Common Accident
 |      Clues: 'BOX', repeated three times, and 'SHOVEL THAT GOOD SNOW', both
 |             in the source code.
 |             "She was married to the Dolphin", in Windows 'Symbol' font,
 |             embedded in the left-side sky.
 |             A long string of gibberish in the source code, possibly Vigenere
 |             code.
 |             Barcode decodes as "The area had changed Mark"
 |             'Sad Lisa' lyrics, by Cat Stevens, popup upon page load.
 |             The image name, "undevilish net" anagrams to "devil in the sun".
 >---> The Closeup House page (5coffinsandoneempty/Near.htm)
 |      Title: ShovelThatGoodSnow
 |      Clues: ASCII portrait in the source code, of Blaise Vigenere. See
 |             http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaise_de_Vigen%E8re for details
 |             about the man.
 |             A very long string of gibberish above the portrait, possibly
 |             Vigenere code.
 |             [Ml6 8vk8lzxsv7 6I GDJ y1 FJ,] photoshopped (upside-down and
 |             backwards) in the window.
 |             [3sv8v wrw sv w8lk sr7 z2v. 4rtmv8v?] photoshopped into the
 |             upper-right sky.
 |             'Lonesome Suzie' lyrics, by Richard Manuel of The Band, popup
 |             upon page load.
 |             mouseover status message "poor chastener", which anagrams to
 |             "another corpse".
 |             Barcode decodes to "I was entirely alone in total darkness and
 |             it was utterly quiet."
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