The Sex Thread - Page 3

plthijinx · 06-01-2005, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by case

.......but when we had sex, he just could not come....

I have that problem every now and then. last night as a matter of fact. the g/f and I were gettin' after it in the living room after a few, ok 6, 7 or 8 beers and after i catch a buzz sometimes i just can't. it's REALLY frustrating! I was reassuring her that it wasn't her that it was me, she's the hottest chick i've dated in YEARS! just sometimes i hit that level of intoxication and just can't pop, and also, stay hard as a newly cut diamond for how ever long. i'm not bragging. actually, i'm gripping b/c like i said, it's really quite frustrating. especially when i see her feel disappointed and also like she's not doing her part when she is.

other than that, getting to use another part of the house was fun! my room mate had moved out three weeks ago so now the house is fair game!

p.s.- another thing that the problem could've been is that i have bad knees and the floor ain't that soft....

Clodfobble · 06-01-2005, 06:57 PM

... A pool table isn't very soft either, plthijinx.

I mean, uh, I wouldn't know.

busterb · 06-01-2005, 06:57 PM

Ladys, girls. Your embarrassing me. If I was to get in bed with one of you, what would I need? Some Viagra or the $3k buck shot for a heart attact?

kerosene · 06-01-2005, 07:28 PM

I would suggest being prepared with both.

zippyt · 06-01-2005, 10:07 PM

Case

lumberjim · 06-01-2005, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

How so?

i'm just surprised that with as dashing and deboner and fantastically cool as you are, that you haven't been gang raped by multiple cheerleader squads. that's all.

elSicomoro · 06-01-2005, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

i'm just surprised that with as dashing and deboner and fantastically cool as you are, that you haven't been gang raped by multiple cheerleader squads. that's all.

I'm amazed at that myself...I was never a huge fan of cheerleaders anyway, though.

wolf · 06-02-2005, 12:44 AM

With respect to ZippyT's helpful illustration above ... Yo, he lay de ho.

LCanal · 06-02-2005, 04:17 AM

This came across my desk, pardon the fruedian slip. I read all these at work and don't have a landline at home so can't write long touchy feely posts. Also no GPRS/EDGE for you techno geeks.

I just hope your former love doesn't drop this in the shower.

kerosene · 06-02-2005, 08:28 AM

zippyt thank you for the picture! That pretty much made my morning.

staceyv · 06-02-2005, 09:05 AM

That picture makes me want to have sex right now, for some reason. They look so happy and they're having so much fun! I want some too.

jinx · 06-02-2005, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I've done a ton of drugs but they never made me ONCE want to do another girl. EVER.

You just haven't met the right girl yet...

Trilby · 06-02-2005, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by jinx

You just haven't met the right girl yet...

Ah, maybe so. *thinks* Naw. I'd kiss another girl but do the nasty with one? I don't think so. How would you know? Would you start kissing and if it felt good go from there and let it play out? Sometimes when I do things that are skirting my comfort zone--or even waaaay out of my comfort zone--I have an out of body experience. I think if I went any further with a woman, besides kissing her I mean, I'm pretty sure I'd have a big out of body experience. I'd have to REALLY like her.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Trilby · 06-02-2005, 09:45 AM

OK, guys. Tell us how you like to have your pipe played. I'm all ears.

And be honest.

vsp · 06-02-2005, 10:17 AM

Frequently.

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busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Ladys, girls. Your embarrassing me. If I was to get in bed with one of you, what would I need? Some Viagra or the $3k buck shot for a heart attact? __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

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06-02-2005, 12:44 AM	#38
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	With respect to ZippyT's helpful illustration above ... Yo, he lay de ho. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-02-2005, 04:17 AM	#39
LCanal I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sumatra Posts: 257	This came across my desk, pardon the fruedian slip. I read all these at work and don't have a landline at home so can't write long touchy feely posts. Also no GPRS/EDGE for you techno geeks. I just hope your former love doesn't drop this in the shower. __________________ "Happiness is like sex. In order to get any good out of it, you have to give it to someone else."

06-01-2005, 07:28 PM	#34
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	I would suggest being prepared with both.

06-02-2005, 08:28 AM	#40
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	zippyt thank you for the picture! That pretty much made my morning.

06-02-2005, 09:05 AM	#41
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	That picture makes me want to have sex right now, for some reason. They look so happy and they're having so much fun! I want some too.

06-02-2005, 09:45 AM	#44
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	OK, guys. Tell us how you like to have your pipe played. I'm all ears. And be honest. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-02-2005, 10:17 AM	#45
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