The Sex Thread - Page 4

lumberjim · 06-02-2005, 10:18 AM

like a motorcycle throttle. VROOM! VROOM!

SteveDallas · 06-02-2005, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

skirting my comfort zone

Heheheh... she said "skirt" .. heheh[/Beavis]

anonymous · 06-02-2005, 10:45 AM

stacyv, brianna, others? - I do ask, sometimes words sometimes actions, but what the hell happened to "no means no?" I thought that was a sign of respect, and that had to be present. what about consent? shit, I've been told that it felt like rape to her when I pressed the issue.

I don't fucking get it (a big play on words sad but true). And if I wait for her to start things up, it's a couple of times a year or so.

anonymous · 06-02-2005, 10:48 AM

and another thing or maybe the same thing. what a bout leaving the light on? "I'm so fat, I don't want you to see me.?!! you don't mind completely intimate sex, but I can't look at you? arrrgggh. That's furstrating. And we've been married for 15 years.

anonymous · 06-02-2005, 10:50 AM

wasn't that way wehn we met. She's hot now and was hot then. beautiful body and mind blowing attitude. both our bodies are 15 yrs older, obviouisly, but the attitude is 100 years older. messed up.

lookout123 · 06-02-2005, 10:54 AM

how many children older? some (not all) seem to get the "i'm a mother now, i can't do that" syndrome whether they realize it or not.

what - just because you are a mother now you can't have sex on the hood of a car anymore?

elSicomoro · 06-02-2005, 10:54 AM

The minute I hear "no," that's it. I don't play with "no."

That reminds me of the episode of Chappelle's Show where he breaks out the Love Contract and the Confidentiality Agreement...we'll all need those eventually.

lookout123 · 06-02-2005, 10:56 AM

no doesn't always mean no. once upon a time a lady i was dating kept getting pissed because i wouldn't pursue after she said no. sometimes it only means not yet - you haven't said or done the right thing to make the proposition attractive yet.

"fuck off and die you horny bastard or i'll stab you in your sleep" means exactly what it sounds like though.

elSicomoro · 06-02-2005, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123

no doesn't always mean no. once upon a time a lady i was dating kept getting pissed because i wouldn't pursue after she said no. sometimes it only means not yet - you haven't said or done the right thing to make the proposition attractive yet.

I don't play games with "no." It's too risky to do so these days.

SteveDallas · 06-02-2005, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123

what - just because you are a mother now you can't have sex on the hood of a car anymore?

"I'm sorry, dear, we're going to have to get rid of the handcuffs."

elSicomoro · 06-02-2005, 11:37 AM

"Dad, can I borrow your handcuffs?"

Clodfobble · 06-02-2005, 11:38 AM

I imagine most of the women who wish to be forcefully "taken" (myself included--I've never said no but I definitely prefer not to initiate) are in long-term exclusive relationships, where the guy should know exactly what "no" means.

If this is some chick you met in a bar, yeah, no means no. If this is your wife who has in the past reacted well when you were aggressive, it probably means something else.

If you don't know what no means with a particular woman, perhaps you should re-evaluate the relationship...

plthijinx · 06-02-2005, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

... A pool table isn't very soft either, plthijinx.

I mean, uh, I wouldn't know.

but the felt is so sooooooft!

a friend of mine and his girl have all kinds of fun, in fact they have a deal that he has to give it to her really rough at least once a month (cuz he's not into it). not sure what she has to do once a month

last night i'd met up with them at the local watering hole and they told me about this though, damn this is funny:

she was giving him a BJ and she gaged, coughed and sneezed all at the same time all while he was um, cumming! i about feel off my bar stool in surprise and laughter!

lookout123 · 06-02-2005, 01:06 PM

ok, has anyone ever been doing the nasty with someone for the first time and received a request that made your eyeballs pop? i'm talking a request that makes you squirm to the point that you decide right then and there you are going to finish, leave, and make sure you never ever ever hook up with that person again? and spend the rest of the day rinsing with lysterine...

hot_pastrami · 06-02-2005, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123

ok, has anyone ever been doing the nasty with someone for the first time and received a request that made your eyeballs pop? i'm talking a request that makes you squirm to the point that you decide right then and there you are going to finish, leave, and make sure you never ever ever hook up with that person again?

Well, there was this one girl who wanted me to do her doggy style while wearing a hat and playing a giant horn....

06-02-2005, 10:18 AM	#46
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06-02-2005, 10:54 AM	#51
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	how many children older? some (not all) seem to get the "i'm a mother now, i can't do that" syndrome whether they realize it or not. what - just because you are a mother now you can't have sex on the hood of a car anymore? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-02-2005, 10:56 AM	#53
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	no doesn't always mean no. once upon a time a lady i was dating kept getting pissed because i wouldn't pursue after she said no. sometimes it only means not yet - you haven't said or done the right thing to make the proposition attractive yet. "fuck off and die you horny bastard or i'll stab you in your sleep" means exactly what it sounds like though. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-02-2005, 11:38 AM	#57
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I imagine most of the women who wish to be forcefully "taken" (myself included--I've never said no but I definitely prefer not to initiate) are in long-term exclusive relationships, where the guy should know exactly what "no" means. If this is some chick you met in a bar, yeah, no means no. If this is your wife who has in the past reacted well when you were aggressive, it probably means something else. If you don't know what no means with a particular woman, perhaps you should re-evaluate the relationship... __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

06-02-2005, 01:06 PM	#59
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	ok, has anyone ever been doing the nasty with someone for the first time and received a request that made your eyeballs pop? i'm talking a request that makes you squirm to the point that you decide right then and there you are going to finish, leave, and make sure you never ever ever hook up with that person again? and spend the rest of the day rinsing with lysterine... __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin Last edited by lookout123; 06-02-2005 at 01:16 PM.

06-02-2005, 10:45 AM	#48
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	stacyv, brianna, others? - I do ask, sometimes words sometimes actions, but what the hell happened to "no means no?" I thought that was a sign of respect, and that had to be present. what about consent? shit, I've been told that it felt like rape to her when I pressed the issue. I don't fucking get it (a big play on words sad but true). And if I wait for her to start things up, it's a couple of times a year or so.

06-02-2005, 10:48 AM	#49
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	and another thing or maybe the same thing. what a bout leaving the light on? "I'm so fat, I don't want you to see me.?!! you don't mind completely intimate sex, but I can't look at you? arrrgggh. That's furstrating. And we've been married for 15 years.

06-02-2005, 10:50 AM	#50
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	wasn't that way wehn we met. She's hot now and was hot then. beautiful body and mind blowing attitude. both our bodies are 15 yrs older, obviouisly, but the attitude is 100 years older. messed up.

06-02-2005, 10:54 AM	#52
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	The minute I hear "no," that's it. I don't play with "no." That reminds me of the episode of Chappelle's Show where he breaks out the Love Contract and the Confidentiality Agreement...we'll all need those eventually.

06-02-2005, 11:37 AM	#56
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	"Dad, can I borrow your handcuffs?"

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