I am the magic 8 ball - Page 2

lookout123 · 06-06-2005, 12:34 PM

if you are the magic 8 ball, can i shake you if i'm dissatisfied with an answer?

Elspode · 06-06-2005, 01:14 PM

I heard that John Belushi overdosed and died because of an 8-ball. It wasn't one of your relatives, was it?

jinx · 06-06-2005, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by OnyxCougar

Uh, then I'm a shitty tipper.

It'll be too late to spit in your food, but be careful someone doesn't key the fuck out of your car for that shit.

Damn Stacy, reading that site really makes me want to tip poorly.

staceyv · 06-06-2005, 03:42 PM

Um, he couldn't possibly think he's a great tipper, because he left me nothing on $91.

"And how exactly does this help a waitress when you don't see their names until they hand over their card?"

It's about getting revenge, that's all. It can't help us identify them but it makes us feel better to spread their name over the internet as a shitty tipper.

Jinx, agreed. A lot of the venting that goes on there makes waitresses look very bad, and I don't visit that site often because the poor attitude is contagious. We are not all like that.

and sorry about (god forbid) bringing up tipping issues. No more.

Magic 8 ball, how long will my chihuahua live?

smoothmoniker · 06-06-2005, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Now that every one of my teeth has been root canalled and/or sealed, should I stick with the extra-expensive dentist I currently use or find one that's cheaper?

A doctor? for your teeth? What's next, a lawyer for your hair?

You should remove all of your teeth, and replace them with platinum diamond spinners and falsies. That way, all of the peoples will know dat you be pimpin' yo.

smoothmoniker · 06-06-2005, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by OnyxCougar

Will my best friend marry the immature idjit that is her fiancee despite all my portestations to the contrary?

Yes, she will marry him, for two reasons. She like feeling superior to him, it gives her a continual excuse for not working on the things in her own life that need attention.

And no, she will not listen to you. She already knows everything you're going to say, but she doesn't want to tell you the real reasons why she's moving ahead with the wedding.

She's afraid that she will never find anyone else.

smoothmoniker · 06-06-2005, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

if you are the magic 8 ball, can i shake you if i'm dissatisfied with an answer?

You can, but only the first answer will be carefully formulated and exquisitely stated. Second and third answers will just be pulled from my magic 8 ass.

smoothmoniker · 06-06-2005, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

I heard that John Belushi overdosed and died because of an 8-ball. It wasn't one of your relatives, was it?

Common mistake. John Belushi actually didn't die, his fatal overdose was faked for insurance reasons. He is still performing under the new stage name "Dakota Fanning."

elSicomoro · 06-06-2005, 04:01 PM

Do UFOs exist?

smoothmoniker · 06-06-2005, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by staceyv

Magic 8 ball, how long will my chihuahua live?

You chuihuahua will live a long and prosperous life. His career as a location scout for cheaply made mexican fetish porn, however, will be ending much sooner.

Don't cry for him though. He's had a good run. If you know what I mean. And I know you do, Stacey, I know you do. You don't TW, but Stacey does.

smoothmoniker · 06-06-2005, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

Do UFOs exist?

By definition, yes.

But that's not your real question, is it Syc. What you really want to know is ...

... is there anyone else out there

elSicomoro · 06-06-2005, 04:05 PM

Actually, my real question is, "Did they take Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis Presley from us?"

Griff · 06-06-2005, 04:07 PM

Can I use the term mental midget or would that be a copyright violation?

elSicomoro · 06-06-2005, 04:09 PM

You better ask TW about that instead of the Magic 8 Ball, bro.

Clodfobble · 06-06-2005, 05:15 PM

Will my best friend's baby be a boy (her first) or a girl (her third)?

06-06-2005, 12:34 PM	#16
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06-06-2005, 01:14 PM	#17
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I heard that John Belushi overdosed and died because of an 8-ball. It wasn't one of your relatives, was it? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

06-06-2005, 04:07 PM	#28
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Can I use the term mental midget or would that be a copyright violation? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-06-2005, 03:42 PM	#19
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	Um, he couldn't possibly think he's a great tipper, because he left me nothing on $91. "And how exactly does this help a waitress when you don't see their names until they hand over their card?" It's about getting revenge, that's all. It can't help us identify them but it makes us feel better to spread their name over the internet as a shitty tipper. Jinx, agreed. A lot of the venting that goes on there makes waitresses look very bad, and I don't visit that site often because the poor attitude is contagious. We are not all like that. and sorry about (god forbid) bringing up tipping issues. No more. Magic 8 ball, how long will my chihuahua live?

06-06-2005, 04:01 PM	#24
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Do UFOs exist?

06-06-2005, 04:05 PM	#27
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Actually, my real question is, "Did they take Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis Presley from us?"

06-06-2005, 04:09 PM	#29
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	You better ask TW about that instead of the Magic 8 Ball, bro.

06-06-2005, 05:15 PM	#30
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Will my best friend's baby be a boy (her first) or a girl (her third)?

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