The Sex Thread - Page 10

jaguar · 06-10-2005, 12:58 PM

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FOR ALL SEXUAL THREADS, THE MENTION OF A URETHRAL CATHETER IS PUNISHABLE BY INSTANT PAINFUL DEATH.

How about punishment with a urethral catheter? Seems appropriate.

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another thing that a girl i used to date was that she'd let it grow out and then shave "themes" in. be it a heart or an arrow, hell once she even did a smiley face!!

Heart I've seen, I can't imagine someone putting in the detail work for a smiley face.

staceyv · 06-10-2005, 02:06 PM

I made an arrow on mine, once. It pointed down.

lookout123 · 06-10-2005, 02:13 PM

i'm having a hard time imagining that - could you post a picture?

Elspode · 06-10-2005, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Carbonated_Brains

My mistake, I read 'catheter' and then 'groin' and immediately splashed bleach into my eyes.

So...no one has ever heard of the deviant practice known as "sounding", then?

Good.

perth · 06-10-2005, 04:33 PM

Morbid curiosity demands that I ask what this "sounding" is. I know I could Google it, but I'm afraid of what I may find.

Elspode · 06-10-2005, 04:38 PM

It is difficult to answer this appropriately from work, what with the netnanny and all, but I'll consider it to be a vocabularial challenge.

Actually, it isn't that hard. Imagine being a male with a urinary catheter installed, and attempting intercourse.

Taadaa! Sounding!

I'm pretty sure this means I now get the topic death penalty, right?

Carbonated_Brains · 06-10-2005, 04:41 PM

Just give me your address and enough time for me to go buy a lead pipe.

lookout123 · 06-10-2005, 04:52 PM

they say there is a first time for everything. until now i didn't think that was true.

elspode just posted a comment that i didn't enjoy. actually, what is the opposite of enjoy? i think i will go rub my eyeballs with a rusty paperclip and poor a couple bottles of bleach in. thanks els.

Clodfobble · 06-10-2005, 05:19 PM

What in the world is the derivation of the name "sounding," though? That doesn't make sense.

plthijinx · 06-10-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by jaguar

Heart I've seen, I can't imagine someone putting in the detail work for a smiley face.

it was a good try at it at least the eyes were easy but the "smiley" portion looked a little crooked....hey, she got an "A" for effort!

kerosene · 06-10-2005, 08:50 PM

So, while searching for the definition for "sounding" I came across this link, which I think will help those of you suffering from bleach eyes. It isn't quite what I had expected to find, but then again, this article has nothing to do with what I was looking for:

Interesting article about names

kerosene · 06-10-2005, 09:01 PM

Okay, found it . Probably NSFW.

Carbonated_Brains · 06-10-2005, 09:41 PM

I've always wanted to ask a girl to shave into the shape of a fig leaf and dye it green.

Elspode · 06-10-2005, 10:13 PM

That pretty much covers it. I don't suppose any of you would be made any happier by my revelation that the book in which I discovered it actually had *pictures*...

It was quite a book. We were passing it around at a largish Pagan party, marveling at the creative and diverse perversions depicted therein. The acts were actually numbered and cross-referenced in a scholarly manner, and so for months thereafter, people would see each other and say something like "Number 78", and everyone would go "Ewwwwww....".

wolf · 06-11-2005, 01:27 AM

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sound(4)
v. sound·ed, sound·ing, sounds
v. tr.
1. To measure the depth of (water), especially by means of a weighted line; fathom.
2. To try to learn the attitudes or opinions of: sounded out her feelings.
3. To probe (a body cavity) with a sound.

v. intr.
1. To measure depth.
2. To dive swiftly downward. Used of a whale or fish.
3. To look into a possibility; investigate.

n.
An instrument used to examine or explore body cavities, as for foreign bodies or other abnormalities, or to dilate strictures in them.

Apparently, for once, it is the appropriate medical terminology.

Unlike "felching".

06-10-2005, 02:13 PM	#138
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i'm having a hard time imagining that - could you post a picture? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-10-2005, 04:38 PM	#141
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	It is difficult to answer this appropriately from work, what with the netnanny and all, but I'll consider it to be a vocabularial challenge. Actually, it isn't that hard. Imagine being a male with a urinary catheter installed, and attempting intercourse. Taadaa! Sounding! I'm pretty sure this means I now get the topic death penalty, right? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

06-10-2005, 04:52 PM	#143
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	they say there is a first time for everything. until now i didn't think that was true. elspode just posted a comment that i didn't enjoy. actually, what is the opposite of enjoy? i think i will go rub my eyeballs with a rusty paperclip and poor a couple bottles of bleach in. thanks els. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-10-2005, 10:13 PM	#149
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	That pretty much covers it. I don't suppose any of you would be made any happier by my revelation that the book in which I discovered it actually had pictures... It was quite a book. We were passing it around at a largish Pagan party, marveling at the creative and diverse perversions depicted therein. The acts were actually numbered and cross-referenced in a scholarly manner, and so for months thereafter, people would see each other and say something like "Number 78", and everyone would go "Ewwwwww....". __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

06-10-2005, 02:06 PM	#137
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	I made an arrow on mine, once. It pointed down.

06-10-2005, 04:33 PM	#140
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	Morbid curiosity demands that I ask what this "sounding" is. I know I could Google it, but I'm afraid of what I may find.

06-10-2005, 04:41 PM	#142
Carbonated_Brains Does it show up here when I type? Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Between the smoky layers of a prosciutto sandwich! Posts: 355	Just give me your address and enough time for me to go buy a lead pipe.

06-10-2005, 05:19 PM	#144
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	What in the world is the derivation of the name "sounding," though? That doesn't make sense.

06-10-2005, 08:50 PM	#146
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	So, while searching for the definition for "sounding" I came across this link, which I think will help those of you suffering from bleach eyes. It isn't quite what I had expected to find, but then again, this article has nothing to do with what I was looking for: Interesting article about names

06-10-2005, 09:01 PM	#147
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Okay, found it . Probably NSFW.

06-10-2005, 09:41 PM	#148
Carbonated_Brains Does it show up here when I type? Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Between the smoky layers of a prosciutto sandwich! Posts: 355	I've always wanted to ask a girl to shave into the shape of a fig leaf and dye it green.

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