The Sex Thread - Page 11

BrianR · 06-11-2005, 08:50 AM

Been there, done that. I'll spare you the details but intercourse is not part of a "sounding procedure". The procedure can be done on both males and females, albeit with different instruments due to physiological differences. The sounding kits are easily available and reusable if you sterilize them after use.

Sensation to a male is akin to that of a much-needed beer piss.

The voice of experience fades into the distance....

Carbonated_Brains · 06-11-2005, 10:13 AM

...the fuck is wrong with you?!

wolf · 06-11-2005, 10:24 AM

I knew that he'd know.

elSicomoro · 06-11-2005, 10:27 AM

If Brian wanted to, he could probably blow everyone out of the water in this thread.

Queen of the Ryche · 06-11-2005, 11:19 AM

Be afraid...........be very afraid.............

BrianR · 06-11-2005, 09:58 PM

I'm holding back only by supreme effort.

c-b, there's a list, got a lot of HD space?

Seriously, I was a wild child. I don't do that much anymore. Just once a year now and dropping.

Rock Steady · 06-12-2005, 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by anonymous

and another thing or maybe the same thing. what a bout leaving the light on? "I'm so fat, I don't want you to see me.?!! you don't mind completely intimate sex, but I can't look at you? arrrgggh. That's furstrating. And we've been married for 15 years.

I'm in the same boat, dude. We can't make love when the kids are home. But, they're always home. Married 24 years, kids are 19 and 15. It wasn't great when sex became yearly. Now, I can't remember when and I don't see it coming anytime.

Sometimes I wish I was a bad boy and do some extra-martial activities. But, I just can't and never have. Reading Brianna's posts in this thread makes me want to fly to Ohio, track her down, and.....

Rock Steady · 06-12-2005, 03:46 AM

Some of this reminds me of this movie:

This guy gets his wife to invite another woman into their bed. She likes it so much that he gets left out. It was hysterical.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-12-2005, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Rock Steady

I'm in the same boat, dude. We can't make love when the kids are home. But, they're always home. Married 24 years, kids are 19 and 15.

Most parents of teens 15 and up, say they're never home.
Can't you take your wife to a motel for a few hours? You ain't working at it, Man.

Rock Steady · 06-13-2005, 03:56 AM

Most parents don't have Aspergers Syndrome kids either. Our kids are homies with limited social skills. 19 yo son still doesn't have driver's license.

But, you're right, I'm not working it anymore. I've kind of given up. Her taking zoloft and ovaries shutting down doesn't help. I guess I'm waiting for the nest to empty.

Carbonated_Brains · 06-13-2005, 09:03 AM

Methinks Bruce just developed foot-in-mouth syndrome.

Trilby · 06-13-2005, 01:10 PM

I knew you assholes would turn this into something other than a SEX thread. gone for a few minutes and look what happens...tsk. Let's all encourage brian to share.
Ok, brian. Share.

(just sneezed and caught it with hands, natch, but in library and guy next to me must be grossing out as after sneezing, I keyboarded this!! hahahahahaha!)

BigV · 06-13-2005, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

(just sneezed and caught it with hands, natch, but in library and guy next to me must be grossing out as after sneezing, I keyboarded this!! hahahahahaha!)

Try the crook of your elbow...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I knew you assholes would turn this into something other than a SEX thread. gone for a few minutes and look what happens...tsk. Let's all encourage brian to share.
Ok, brian. Share.

Whoa... what has deviated from "sex" here? I'm finding all of this quite instructive. You're not twigged by RS's comments are you? I think it was a compliment.

Rock Steady · 06-13-2005, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

Try the crook of your elbow...

Whoa... what has deviated from "sex" here? I'm finding all of this quite instructive. You're not twigged by RS's comments are you? I think it was a compliment.

With the description of the sneezing, it sounded like she wanted to sound more unattractive to me.

I don't blame you, Brianna, you've had your fill of married PhDs.

riddlerlife · 06-13-2005, 06:45 PM

I have to post to this thread. Casey will probably kill me, because it's her thread, and i think the rule was not writing about other cellarites (but then again, I haven't been active enough to be actually considered such, so maybe i'll be off the hook...or better yet..punished.)

All I will say is that she's sweet, fun, beautiful, and it's just like her to start a thread like this cause she's so cool in every way.

06-11-2005, 10:24 AM	#153
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06-12-2005, 03:46 AM	#158
Rock Steady Day Tripper Join Date: May 2005 Location: Silicon Valley Posts: 784	Some of this reminds me of this movie: This guy gets his wife to invite another woman into their bed. She likes it so much that he gets left out. It was hysterical. __________________

06-13-2005, 03:56 AM	#160
Rock Steady Day Tripper Join Date: May 2005 Location: Silicon Valley Posts: 784	Most parents don't have Aspergers Syndrome kids either. Our kids are homies with limited social skills. 19 yo son still doesn't have driver's license. But, you're right, I'm not working it anymore. I've kind of given up. Her taking zoloft and ovaries shutting down doesn't help. I guess I'm waiting for the nest to empty. __________________

06-13-2005, 01:10 PM	#162
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I knew you assholes would turn this into something other than a SEX thread. gone for a few minutes and look what happens...tsk. Let's all encourage brian to share. Ok, brian. Share. (just sneezed and caught it with hands, natch, but in library and guy next to me must be grossing out as after sneezing, I keyboarded this!! hahahahahaha!) __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-11-2005, 08:50 AM	#151
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Been there, done that. I'll spare you the details but intercourse is not part of a "sounding procedure". The procedure can be done on both males and females, albeit with different instruments due to physiological differences. The sounding kits are easily available and reusable if you sterilize them after use. Sensation to a male is akin to that of a much-needed beer piss. The voice of experience fades into the distance....

06-11-2005, 10:13 AM	#152
Carbonated_Brains Does it show up here when I type? Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Between the smoky layers of a prosciutto sandwich! Posts: 355	...the fuck is wrong with you?!

06-11-2005, 10:27 AM	#154
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	If Brian wanted to, he could probably blow everyone out of the water in this thread.

06-11-2005, 09:58 PM	#156
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I'm holding back only by supreme effort. c-b, there's a list, got a lot of HD space? Seriously, I was a wild child. I don't do that much anymore. Just once a year now and dropping.

06-13-2005, 09:03 AM	#161
Carbonated_Brains Does it show up here when I type? Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Between the smoky layers of a prosciutto sandwich! Posts: 355	Methinks Bruce just developed foot-in-mouth syndrome.

06-13-2005, 06:45 PM	#165
riddlerlife the moon favors those who speak with it Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: away from people Posts: 10	I have to post to this thread. Casey will probably kill me, because it's her thread, and i think the rule was not writing about other cellarites (but then again, I haven't been active enough to be actually considered such, so maybe i'll be off the hook...or better yet..punished.) All I will say is that she's sweet, fun, beautiful, and it's just like her to start a thread like this cause she's so cool in every way. __________________ riddler

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