The Sex Thread - Page 28

plthijinx · 07-19-2005, 01:55 PM

lmao! no, she is a sweetheart when she's sober. unfortunately, thats only when she's at work. i had the last straw last weekend when she was drunk and i was going to drive her car to her apt. and then give her a ride to where ever her friends were that she was meeting. she called me about every name in the book. there's alot more to it as well. basically if we weren't having off the wall insatiable sex, we were fighting. i'd finally had enough.

Trilby · 07-19-2005, 02:13 PM

are you sure that wasn't me?

BigV · 07-19-2005, 02:14 PM

pilot, how much "off the wall insatiable sex" is "enough" anyway?

plthijinx · 07-19-2005, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

are you sure that wasn't me?

i'm pretty sure..... :p

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

pilot, how much "off the wall insatiable sex" is "enough" anyway?

nonono, don't get me wrong! that was the GOOD part!!

i'm tired of the wine and tequila shot mean attitude she got (on that particular night, usually it's just wine). i'd have to watch everything i said or else it was argue "go" time whenever she drank.

edit: now i need a smoke from thinking about the other

LabRat · 07-19-2005, 03:15 PM

sorry, the 'yeah" was for Bri...

plthijinx · 07-19-2005, 04:10 PM

whoops! my bad.....

footfootfoot · 07-19-2005, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

pilot, how much "off the wall insatiable sex" is "enough" anyway?

BigV, it's like pizza or beer: One's too many and twelve's not enough.

07-20-2005, 06:03 PM

(Sigh) I don't trust "off the wall insatiable sex" anymore. The last man I did that with turned out to be an ax murderer. It sort of puts a girl off her game, you know?

I did get an offer of "off the wall insatiable" internet sex the other day. I'm considering it. At least if I found out that he owns an ax, I could just block his e-males.

cowhead · 07-20-2005, 09:37 PM

amen sister... other than the female part...well.. I know what I mean anyway...

BigV · 07-21-2005, 05:14 PM

Question:

Is it still eligble for the sex thread if you're doin' it alone? And by it, I mean, well, this.

Trilby · 07-21-2005, 05:41 PM

All comers welcome!

plthijinx · 07-22-2005, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by marichiko

(Sigh).....The last man I did that with turned out to be an ax murderer. It sort of puts a girl off her game, you know?.....

i've just gotta ask, wtf? how did you...where the.....what? an axe murderer?

07-22-2005, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx

i've just gotta ask, wtf? how did you...where the.....what? an axe murderer?

Very long story, but he turned out to be one of those charming psychopaths that you read about. Unfortunately for me, I got to meet one. The man is incredible! Lies smoothly and fluently without turning a hair or missing a beat. I didn't like the way his lies were adding up though, so I did some checking. Turns out he was charged as an accessory in the murder/suicide of his brother and his brother's ex GF.

Part of the story is posted in the "Hypothetical but for Reals" thread.

plthijinx · 07-22-2005, 12:09 PM

holy freakin' sh*t!

07-22-2005, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx

holy freakin' sh*t!

You took the words right out of my keyboard. The dude is slick, man. I feel very disconcerted that I could have been so taken in by someone like that, but I guess that's why they're called psychopaths. The name of the game is fooling everyone around them with their act of normal. Still, its put me off dating for a while until I regroup my forces. I don't need anymore Mr. Goodbars, thank you. He was fantastic in bed, though. He had enough experience, so he should have been.

07-19-2005, 01:55 PM	#406
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	lmao! no, she is a sweetheart when she's sober. unfortunately, thats only when she's at work. i had the last straw last weekend when she was drunk and i was going to drive her car to her apt. and then give her a ride to where ever her friends were that she was meeting. she called me about every name in the book. there's alot more to it as well. basically if we weren't having off the wall insatiable sex, we were fighting. i'd finally had enough. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

07-19-2005, 02:13 PM	#407
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	are you sure that wasn't me? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

07-19-2005, 02:14 PM	#408
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	pilot, how much "off the wall insatiable sex" is "enough" anyway? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-19-2005, 03:15 PM	#410
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	sorry, the 'yeah" was for Bri... __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

07-19-2005, 04:10 PM	#411
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	whoops! my bad..... __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

07-20-2005, 06:03 PM	#413
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	(Sigh) I don't trust "off the wall insatiable sex" anymore. The last man I did that with turned out to be an ax murderer. It sort of puts a girl off her game, you know? I did get an offer of "off the wall insatiable" internet sex the other day. I'm considering it. At least if I found out that he owns an ax, I could just block his e-males.

07-20-2005, 09:37 PM	#414
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	amen sister... other than the female part...well.. I know what I mean anyway... __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

07-21-2005, 05:14 PM	#415
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Question: Is it still eligble for the sex thread if you're doin' it alone? And by it, I mean, well, this. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-21-2005, 05:41 PM	#416
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	All comers welcome! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

07-22-2005, 12:09 PM	#419
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	holy freakin' sh*t! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

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