8/17/2005: Fortune-telling bunny

Undertoad · 08-17-2005, 10:12 AM

Axlrosen catches this oddity. This is in Istanbul, Turkey where this fortune-telling bunny will pick your future out of this collection.

This is far less scientific, but just as valid, as all the other methods used to determine one's future. Frankly I would prefer having a bunny pick out my doom than having some old hag on the Jersey boardwalk determine it from the lines on my hand. It's more entertaining.

No word on the two "pigeons of doom" who are overseeing the whole operation...

wolf · 08-17-2005, 10:20 AM

They are understudies.

If the bunny stops doing his job right, he's dinner.

Trilby · 08-17-2005, 10:28 AM

Is this yet another thing that would piss-off PETA?

barefoot serpent · 08-17-2005, 10:37 AM

and if I were born in the year of the rabbit...

I'd be all over that.

ferkelparade · 08-17-2005, 11:36 AM

Are the rabbit's answers comparable to those of the advice bunny?

wolf · 08-17-2005, 12:31 PM

When I went the Advice Bunny was on break and I got my answer from the Advice Duck.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-17-2005, 01:15 PM

Damn Turks, exploiting bunnies and birds is wrong. Why don't they use slaves or illegal aliens, like civilized countries.

Hobbs · 08-17-2005, 02:11 PM

I think the pidgeons are the muscle of the operation. You get your fortune told, you don't pay, you get your eyes pecked out.

footfootfoot · 08-17-2005, 05:21 PM

Oolong, Oolong, How I long for Oolong...

Leah · 08-17-2005, 05:22 PM

He's a cute little bunny. I had a bunny years ago, she was all white with pink eye's, I called her Jessica (after Jessica Rabbit (Roger Rabbit)). I found out that she was actually a he cause Jessica kept trying to hump my cats and dogs and anything that stood still long enough. True story. I had her for about 12 year, I actually miss Jessie (as she/he was called in later life). He was known as the Killer Rabbit, he used to attack humans he didn't know, he was real crazy.

capnhowdy · 08-17-2005, 05:49 PM

Rabbits are evolving into something quite useful other than food. First the infamous "rabbit test" ...now this.
I wonder if he can predict pregnancy without becoming a martyr now. Sure hope so...
Even PETA would be proud of that.

BigV · 08-17-2005, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hobbs

I think the pidgeons are the muscle of the operation. You get your fortune told, you don't pay, you get your eyes pecked out.

The pigeons are cousins of the Advice Duck. In his absence, they motivate and encourage the wabbit by softly cooing.

Cyclefrance · 08-18-2005, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leah

I called her Jessica (after Jessica Rabbit (Roger Rabbit)). I found out that she was actually a he cause Jessica kept trying to hump my cats and dogs and anything that stood still long enough.

So, even without the right name, she was a roger rabbit (see slang explanation if this means or does absolutely nothing to or for you!)

xoxoxoBruce · 08-18-2005, 05:49 PM

Quote:

"famous with the spear"

Yeah, that's it.

08-17-2005, 10:12 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	8/17/2005: Fortune-telling bunny Axlrosen catches this oddity. This is in Istanbul, Turkey where this fortune-telling bunny will pick your future out of this collection. This is far less scientific, but just as valid, as all the other methods used to determine one's future. Frankly I would prefer having a bunny pick out my doom than having some old hag on the Jersey boardwalk determine it from the lines on my hand. It's more entertaining. No word on the two "pigeons of doom" who are overseeing the whole operation...

08-17-2005, 10:20 AM	#2
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	They are understudies. If the bunny stops doing his job right, he's dinner. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-17-2005, 10:28 AM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Is this yet another thing that would piss-off PETA? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-17-2005, 11:36 AM	#5
ferkelparade aspires to be a viking Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28	Are the rabbit's answers comparable to those of the advice bunny? __________________ "frotz grue" http://www.portinari.de - oceanpunk

08-17-2005, 12:31 PM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	When I went the Advice Bunny was on break and I got my answer from the Advice Duck. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-17-2005, 10:37 AM	#4
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	and if I were born in the year of the rabbit... I'd be all over that.

08-17-2005, 01:15 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Damn Turks, exploiting bunnies and birds is wrong. Why don't they use slaves or illegal aliens, like civilized countries. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-17-2005, 02:11 PM	#8
Hobbs Professor for the school of ass-clownery Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Surprise! Posts: 404	I think the pidgeons are the muscle of the operation. You get your fortune told, you don't pay, you get your eyes pecked out. __________________ That's it! Send in the chimps!

08-17-2005, 05:21 PM	#9
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Oolong, Oolong, How I long for Oolong... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-17-2005, 05:22 PM	#10
Leah Love my Heffalumps Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia (best place in the world) Posts: 346	He's a cute little bunny. I had a bunny years ago, she was all white with pink eye's, I called her Jessica (after Jessica Rabbit (Roger Rabbit)). I found out that she was actually a he cause Jessica kept trying to hump my cats and dogs and anything that stood still long enough. True story. I had her for about 12 year, I actually miss Jessie (as she/he was called in later life). He was known as the Killer Rabbit, he used to attack humans he didn't know, he was real crazy.

08-17-2005, 05:49 PM	#11
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Rabbits are evolving into something quite useful other than food. First the infamous "rabbit test" ...now this. I wonder if he can predict pregnancy without becoming a martyr now. Sure hope so... Even PETA would be proud of that. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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