The Sex Thread - Page 34

xoxoxoBruce · 09-10-2005, 11:30 PM

Pleased ta meetcha. Welcome to the Cellar.

Have fun, it's some time till the last train to home pulls out.

plthijinx · 09-12-2005, 09:28 AM

3 months here and i have until mid november to wait so it's gonna be a total of 4-1/2 to 5 months for me.

Elspode · 09-12-2005, 03:10 PM

Is that when the full course of meds is complete, Plt?

plthijinx · 09-12-2005, 03:37 PM

yeah, enzyte! i want to be like Bob!

Happy Monkey · 09-12-2005, 03:42 PM

Is that John Roberts?

BigV · 09-12-2005, 04:38 PM

Y'know, we need (yet) another warning acronym, like "NSFW". It should be SCF: Swallow Coffee First. That would have helped me avoid a mess, HM.

plthijinx · 09-12-2005, 06:37 PM

HAHA!!! you shot coffee out your no-ose! lmao!

Happy Monkey · 09-12-2005, 08:55 PM

HAHA! Your ass fell off! ROFL!

plthijinx · 09-13-2005, 10:08 AM

hehe! yeah, and i now weigh 160 lbs again! (since this is the sex thread, alot of the weight is mostly whale penis.)

Trilby · 09-14-2005, 08:19 AM

whale penis. My friend.

SO. Is anybody in the Cellar having sex?

I'm not. Dammit all.

Undertoad · 09-14-2005, 08:48 AM

Feels like bragging to admit it now.

plthijinx · 09-14-2005, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

whale penis. My friend.

:p

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

SO. Is anybody in the Cellar having sex?

I'm not. Dammit all.

only with myself

Urbane Guerrilla · 09-14-2005, 12:42 PM

Hey: Today Contraceptive Sponges are back on the market after too long, at Walgreen's.

Retire "Spongeworthy!"

BigV · 09-14-2005, 12:47 PM

> 500 posts on sex, wow.

I really consider my sex life private.

There's so much more to it than just "slippery friction", as Robert Heinlein eloquently phrased it. As I reflect on the waxing and waning of my sexual activity, I find that my reluctance to discuss it with "the guys" or "my internet friends" or whomever has been remarkably constant. It is an aspect of my life so intimate that the inclination to talk about it with anybody besides the woman I'm actually having sex with is non-existent. When I was younger I think this was due to a combination of shyness and chivalry. I'm old enough now to have the appellation "prude" applied, but I don't think it would be fair or accurate.

It's just not your business.

Not that I don't find the descriptions of your escapades entertaining.

plthijinx · 09-14-2005, 12:52 PM

damnit BigV! leave my hands out of this! oh, you were talking about you! oh ok. i saw "slippery friction" and went south, i mean off, errrrrrr, carry on! [gilda radner]Nevermind[/gilda radner]

09-10-2005, 11:30 PM	#496
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Pleased ta meetcha. Welcome to the Cellar. Have fun, it's some time till the last train to home pulls out. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-12-2005, 09:28 AM	#497
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	3 months here and i have until mid november to wait so it's gonna be a total of 4-1/2 to 5 months for me. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

09-12-2005, 03:10 PM	#498
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Is that when the full course of meds is complete, Plt? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-12-2005, 03:37 PM	#499
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	yeah, enzyte! i want to be like Bob! Attached Images __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

09-12-2005, 03:42 PM	#500
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Is that John Roberts? __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

09-12-2005, 04:38 PM	#501
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Y'know, we need (yet) another warning acronym, like "NSFW". It should be SCF: Swallow Coffee First. That would have helped me avoid a mess, HM. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-12-2005, 06:37 PM	#502
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	HAHA!!! you shot coffee out your no-ose! lmao! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

09-12-2005, 08:55 PM	#503
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	HAHA! Your ass fell off! ROFL! __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

09-13-2005, 10:08 AM	#504
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	hehe! yeah, and i now weigh 160 lbs again! (since this is the sex thread, alot of the weight is mostly whale penis.) __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

09-14-2005, 08:19 AM	#505
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	whale penis. My friend. SO. Is anybody in the Cellar having sex? I'm not. Dammit all. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-14-2005, 08:48 AM	#506
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Feels like bragging to admit it now.

09-14-2005, 12:42 PM	#508
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Hey: Today Contraceptive Sponges are back on the market after too long, at Walgreen's. Retire "Spongeworthy!" __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

09-14-2005, 12:47 PM	#509
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	> 500 posts on sex, wow. I really consider my sex life private. There's so much more to it than just "slippery friction", as Robert Heinlein eloquently phrased it. As I reflect on the waxing and waning of my sexual activity, I find that my reluctance to discuss it with "the guys" or "my internet friends" or whomever has been remarkably constant. It is an aspect of my life so intimate that the inclination to talk about it with anybody besides the woman I'm actually having sex with is non-existent. When I was younger I think this was due to a combination of shyness and chivalry. I'm old enough now to have the appellation "prude" applied, but I don't think it would be fair or accurate. It's just not your business. Not that I don't find the descriptions of your escapades entertaining. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-14-2005, 12:52 PM	#510
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	damnit BigV! leave my hands out of this! oh, you were talking about you! oh ok. i saw "slippery friction" and went south, i mean off, errrrrrr, carry on! [gilda radner]Nevermind[/gilda radner] __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

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