Humor...I Need Humor...

footfootfoot · 10-10-2005, 06:25 PM

A gal from NYC moved to Seattle and wound up as next door neighbor to the family V.
The movers unloaded her furniture in a light rain and she surveyed her new surroundings withmixed pleasure.
"Well the weather will be good for my complexion" she thought.

The next morning she awoke and took a stroll around the block, taking in her new home, after a while she was pretty wet from the steady drizzle and she returned home to unpack and have a nice cup of soup.

The next day she went outside and saw LittleV playing trucks in the rain in his driveway,
"Hey kid." she asked "does it ever stop raining around here?"

LittleV looks up and says "How the hell should I know? I'm only six years old."

rimshot

Kagen4o4 · 10-11-2005, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

A gal from NYC moved to Seattle and wound up as next door neighbor to the family V.
The movers unloaded her furniture in a light rain and she surveyed her new surroundings withmixed pleasure.
"Well the weather will be good for my complexion" she thought.

The next morning she awoke and took a stroll around the block, taking in her new home, after a while she was pretty wet from the steady drizzle and she returned home to unpack and have a nice cup of soup.

The next day she went outside and saw LittleV playing trucks in the rain in his driveway,
"Hey kid." she asked "does it ever stop raining around here?"

LittleV looks up and says "How the hell should I know? I'm only six years old."

rimshot

?? is there more to this?

Tonchi · 10-11-2005, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

?? is there more to this?

(HINT) Yep, about 70 more years according to the current actuarial tables for Seattle.....

mitheral · 10-11-2005, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

?? is there more to this?

That's it. The joke is that even at the age of six a native to the PNW might never have seen a day where it wasn't raining.

Kagen4o4 · 10-11-2005, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by mitheral

That's it. The joke is that even at the age of six a native to the PNW might never have seen a day where it wasn't raining.

oh...ok

what the hell is PNW? im not american

Elspode · 10-11-2005, 10:15 PM

Pacific NorthWest - Washington, Oregon, sometimes includes Idaho, Northern California if the Oregonians aren't being too xenophobic.

busterb · 10-12-2005, 09:32 AM

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly fell into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound-mindedness.

The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in his bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?

10-10-2005, 06:25 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	A gal from NYC moved to Seattle and wound up as next door neighbor to the family V. The movers unloaded her furniture in a light rain and she surveyed her new surroundings withmixed pleasure. "Well the weather will be good for my complexion" she thought. The next morning she awoke and took a stroll around the block, taking in her new home, after a while she was pretty wet from the steady drizzle and she returned home to unpack and have a nice cup of soup. The next day she went outside and saw LittleV playing trucks in the rain in his driveway, "Hey kid." she asked "does it ever stop raining around here?" LittleV looks up and says "How the hell should I know? I'm only six years old." rimshot __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-11-2005, 10:15 PM	#6
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Pacific NorthWest - Washington, Oregon, sometimes includes Idaho, Northern California if the Oregonians aren't being too xenophobic. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-12-2005, 09:32 AM	#7
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly fell into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound-mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in his bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home? __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

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