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Old 10-07-2005, 07:28 PM   #16
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But I can't. I have no drawing ability whatsoever. How can I learn to draw things like that???
Get a rubber stamp.
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Old 10-07-2005, 08:08 PM   #17
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TomKat
Thanks a lot!! Till now I had been spared learning that particular phrase.

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the pop tart popping her boy!!!!
How can you say "the"? Surely there are more than one who deserve that title.
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Old 10-07-2005, 09:04 PM   #18
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Other than not reading the paper, using the computer, nor watching T.V, is there ANYway that I keep from hearing about TomKat and the pregnancy for 9 months?
Ha! Come on now, seriously, that baby's not brand-new. They get engaged out of nowhere, and four months later--right as she would start to be unable to hide a growing belly--they announce she's pregnant? She'll only be pregnant for another five months, I assure you.
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Old 10-08-2005, 12:25 AM   #19
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The cult's really working overtime on trying to prove he's straight, aren't they ...
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Old 10-08-2005, 07:00 PM   #20
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Rock Hudson would be proud.
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Old 10-08-2005, 08:16 PM   #21
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Imus read a statement asserting the real manhood of his roasted nuttyness from Tom's lawyer a while back under threat of lawsuit. That was funny radio.
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Old 10-13-2005, 10:53 AM   #22
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What the hell is a TomKat?
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Old 10-13-2005, 11:22 AM   #23
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You remember when J. Lo and Ben Afleck were engaged? The rags called the pair Bennifer. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes becomes TomKat.
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Old 10-13-2005, 11:27 AM   #24
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ok, gonna hafta goole katie holmes now....
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Old 10-13-2005, 11:37 AM   #25
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ew! she isn't even pretty!
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Old 10-13-2005, 11:49 AM   #26
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ew! she isn't even pretty!
Depends on the angle....the top of her head is beautiful.
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Old 02-09-2006, 10:57 PM   #27
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Jack Thompson is possibly the biggest jackass ever to disgrace the state of Florida, and that is saying a lot in the land of Janet Reno and Anita Bryant.
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