The Sex Thread - Page 41

Brett's Honey · 10-15-2005, 07:54 PM

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QUOTE=Rock Steady][100] Our 15 yo daughter makes it difficult at home; she sits between us when watching TV, knocks on our bedroom door a lot, and the other day I was hugging Mrs RS in the kitchen, she says "You're just doing that to piss me off". I said, "I'm just doing it cause I love mommy".

To the 15 yr old daughter - you are sooo lucky to have parents who are married - and hugging!

(What am I thinking?! You can't tell a 15 yr old girl anything. They already know everything....).

Rock Steady · 10-15-2005, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Awwww! that is so goddurl adorable! Personally, I'd love to believe in men like you (and bruce, who, I'll just come right out and admit it-shuns me!) but I've found that guys like you are akin to Santa Claus, Jack Skellington, Paul Bunyon, Zeus and Jesus Christ. You dunna exists. At least not in the soup bowl you don't.

Well, it's a lot easier for me to be a saint if I'm in California and you're in Ohio.

Rock Steady · 10-15-2005, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Brett's Honey

(What am I thinking?! You can't tell a 15 yr old girl anything. They already know everything....).

"Well.....yeaah."

footfootfoot · 10-16-2005, 12:38 AM

how is a man like a tile floor?

lay him right the first time and you can walk all over him for the rest of your life.

Not directed at anyone in particular, just reminded of it.

Also whoever said "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach" was off by about eight inches

wolf · 10-16-2005, 10:27 AM

I've always said that The way to a man's heart is straight through the ribcage, but I probably have different objectives.

plthijinx · 10-17-2005, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Rock Steady

So, who here was most recently laid?

heh. not I. it's beennnnn lemmeseehere, 5+ months.

Sundae · 10-17-2005, 11:40 AM

11 months for me

I was trying to get my head sorted to start with & then it just became a habit.

BigV · 10-17-2005, 12:49 PM

New question. What about toys?

I guess this is really a question for the ladies. Actually, I don't really have any questions for the guys. There isn't anything I want to know that I don't already know about the guys. But the ladies are a perpetual mystery. So, do you have, use, like, dislike any toys? Used to but don't now? Curious but haven't tried one?

Naturally, more follow on questions will come later, like what kinds of toys, how do you like them used, solo, together, tips, suggestions... Ok, that's a start.

darclauz · 10-17-2005, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by LCanal

Oh good. So Gerbils are still OK then?

Two Gerbils in a bar one says to the other " Ya, fancy getting shit-faced tonite?"

oh my lord. i laughed forever.

darclauz · 10-17-2005, 02:02 PM

toys... always liked the idea. other than the standard vibes, though, and a few lotions, never had any. but the adam and eve people followed me to my new place (those people would make a fortune in bill collecting) and i showed my honey this lovely leather strap with a vibe on the bottom, and his eyes glazed over. who knew?

so...bought it..used it... damn near blew the top of my head off. good, GOOD sex.

anybody seen the HBO "sex investigators" thing? this is a cool show -- deals with the everyday, the common problems. as much communication as sex, but it's had some interesting ideas, and we've actually used some of them.

undone · 10-17-2005, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by darclauz

toys... always liked the idea. other than the standard vibes, though, and a few lotions, never had any. but the adam and eve people followed me to my new place (those people would make a fortune in bill collecting) and i showed my honey this lovely leather strap with a vibe on the bottom, and his eyes glazed over. who knew?

so...bought it..used it... damn near blew the top of my head off. good, GOOD sex.

anybody seen the HBO "sex investigators" thing? this is a cool show -- deals with the everyday, the common problems. as much communication as sex, but it's had some interesting ideas, and we've actually used some of them.

Do you by chance, have a link to this fabulous device?

Elspode · 10-17-2005, 04:31 PM

My wife is quite the coniseur (HTF do you spell that, anyway?) of toys in all their pulsing, throbbing variations. Everything from the classic Sears catalogue, lovely young lady rubbing her smiling visage against the "facial massager to ease tension", to devices that look as though they were conceived by Venusians to use on the dreaded Bugblatter Beast of Tra'al.

Somehow, we seem to always end up returning to the basic, classic designs. The only overarching requirements seem to include a firm, powerful, but not-too-fast vibratory rate and a commodious working relationship with exotic lubricants.

The little fingertip jobbies are comfortable and precise, but tend to lack a vibratory intensity which is suitable for our needs. The multi-mode "egg" designs do not wear well, probably due to the need for a corded remote to operate them. The only other drawback we've discovered to various devices is that, the more supple and refined they are, the less durable.

darclauz · 10-17-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by undone

Do you by chance, have a link to this fabulous device?

http://www.adameve.com/catalog_name=...08/product.htm

it's just the run-of-the-mill cock ring...... it's all in how it's used, i guess.

Clodfobble · 10-17-2005, 05:31 PM

I had one of these as a pre-teen. I really wonder to this day if the aunt who gave it to me (an empowered woman, to say the least) in fact knew exactly what she was doing.

BigV · 10-17-2005, 05:47 PM

I wonder too. We have one or two of those floating aroung the house somewhere. Until now, I hadn't imagined what I think you're implying. Wow.

A new thread is underway related to this topic. A link from here when it's posted. Here is the promised link. I hope your auntie steers clear of these folks.

10-16-2005, 12:38 AM	#604
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	how is a man like a tile floor? lay him right the first time and you can walk all over him for the rest of your life. Not directed at anyone in particular, just reminded of it. Also whoever said "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach" was off by about eight inches __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-16-2005, 10:27 AM	#605
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I've always said that The way to a man's heart is straight through the ribcage, but I probably have different objectives. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-17-2005, 12:49 PM	#608
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	New question. What about toys? I guess this is really a question for the ladies. Actually, I don't really have any questions for the guys. There isn't anything I want to know that I don't already know about the guys. But the ladies are a perpetual mystery. So, do you have, use, like, dislike any toys? Used to but don't now? Curious but haven't tried one? Naturally, more follow on questions will come later, like what kinds of toys, how do you like them used, solo, together, tips, suggestions... Ok, that's a start. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-17-2005, 02:02 PM	#610
darclauz Breathing into a paper bag Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 334	toys... always liked the idea. other than the standard vibes, though, and a few lotions, never had any. but the adam and eve people followed me to my new place (those people would make a fortune in bill collecting) and i showed my honey this lovely leather strap with a vibe on the bottom, and his eyes glazed over. who knew? so...bought it..used it... damn near blew the top of my head off. good, GOOD sex. anybody seen the HBO "sex investigators" thing? this is a cool show -- deals with the everyday, the common problems. as much communication as sex, but it's had some interesting ideas, and we've actually used some of them. __________________ Taking up smoking to lose weight.

10-17-2005, 04:31 PM	#612
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	My wife is quite the coniseur (HTF do you spell that, anyway?) of toys in all their pulsing, throbbing variations. Everything from the classic Sears catalogue, lovely young lady rubbing her smiling visage against the "facial massager to ease tension", to devices that look as though they were conceived by Venusians to use on the dreaded Bugblatter Beast of Tra'al. Somehow, we seem to always end up returning to the basic, classic designs. The only overarching requirements seem to include a firm, powerful, but not-too-fast vibratory rate and a commodious working relationship with exotic lubricants. The little fingertip jobbies are comfortable and precise, but tend to lack a vibratory intensity which is suitable for our needs. The multi-mode "egg" designs do not wear well, probably due to the need for a corded remote to operate them. The only other drawback we've discovered to various devices is that, the more supple and refined they are, the less durable. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-17-2005, 11:40 AM	#607
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	11 months for me I was trying to get my head sorted to start with & then it just became a habit.

10-17-2005, 05:31 PM	#614
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I had one of these as a pre-teen. I really wonder to this day if the aunt who gave it to me (an empowered woman, to say the least) in fact knew exactly what she was doing.

10-17-2005, 05:47 PM	#615
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I wonder too. We have one or two of those floating aroung the house somewhere. Until now, I hadn't imagined what I think you're implying. Wow. A new thread is underway related to this topic. A link from here when it's posted. Here is the promised link. I hope your auntie steers clear of these folks. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not. Last edited by BigV; 10-17-2005 at 07:07 PM.

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