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Slimming Down Heats Up Sex Lives
Not to change the subject--I find the current topic very informative. I am taking copious mental notes. But it is the Sex Thread, and this article caught my attention. No real surprises here, but a good confirmation of my empirical experience. Especially this, more insight into her head. Quote:
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10-18-2005, 06:54 PM
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Maybe if I hump my Big Bear Vibrator enthusiastically enough I'll lose weight?!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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10-18-2005, 07:00 PM
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c'mere girl, i'll help ya!
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10-18-2005, 07:06 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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10-18-2005, 07:30 PM
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10-18-2005, 08:06 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Silicon Valley
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My ex-girlfriend gave me a copy of this book.
 http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...books&n=507846 Code:
ACTIVITY CALORIES BURNED ACTIVITY CALORIES BURNED
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REMOVING CLOTHES: ORGASMIC INTENSITY SCALE:
With partner's consent.....12 Shoes flew off...............35
Without partner's consent.187 Expression didn't change....1/2
Orchestra swelled.............6
UNHOOKING BRA: Birds sang
Using two calm hands........7 Large birds..................7
Using one trembling hand...36 Small birds..................3
Earth moved..................30
Lifting partner............15 PULLING OUT:
Dragging partner on floor..16 After orgasm................1/2
Using skateboard............3 A few moments before orgasm.500
ACHIEVING ERECTIONS: PENIS ENVY:
For normal healthy man....2.5 For woman.....................3
Losing erection............14 For men......................72
Searching for it..........115
GUILT:
PUTTING ON CONDOM: Despite no formal training,
With erection.............1.5 orgasm comes easily..........53
Without erection..........300 You're enjoying sex,despite the
fact that other people are
INSERTING DIAPHRAGM: starving......................2
If the woman who does it is Sex on your lunch hour........3
Experienced.................6 Putting it on expense account..
Inexperienced..............73 20
If a man does it..........680 AGGRAVATION:
Add (5) calories for retrieving Partner keeps showing plants..5
it from across the room. Partner insists on cuddling the
dog during foreplay..........14
ACCORDING TO NATIONALITY: Partner visiting bathroom for
Italian- Man on top,woman in 7th time.....................10
kitchen....................26 Partner taking phone calls....7
Russian- Woman on bottom, Partner making phone calls...40
Man getting permission.....55
American- Both on top......60 GETTING CAUGHT:
By partner's spouse..........60
SIDE EFFECTS INTERCOURSE: By your spouse..............100
Bouncing....................7 Trying to explain............55
Sliding around..............9 Trying to remain calm.......100
Serious skidding...........12 Leaping out of bed...........75
Whiplash...................27 Getting dressed in one motion
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Thanking partner quickly......2
ORGASM:
Real.......................27
Faked.....................160
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10-19-2005, 12:53 AM
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Regarding improvised devices:
A couple of years ago there was quite a bit of a furor over a Harry Potter Vibrating Broom.
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10-19-2005, 06:12 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Anyone ever have sex while suspended by large fish-hooks that were suspended from the ceiling? Talk about "Fly The Friendly Skies". On top of the NYC subway cars during rush hour. On the top of the mausolem of Marie Laveau, the "Witch Queen" of New Orleans. In a cell at Alcatraz. In the last tram car at Disneyland. You got to be careful with that one. Mickey gets mad when you fuck around in his park. On the roof of "Playcade" in Atlanic City at 3 in the morning. My wife loves when we go on vacations.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years Last edited by Crimson Ghost; 10-19-2005 at 06:14 AM. |
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10-19-2005, 08:27 AM
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Master Dwellar
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 landed back in H-town around 1:30 a.m. to be at work at 7:00) [/hijack]
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For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream. Last edited by plthijinx; 10-19-2005 at 03:11 PM. |
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10-19-2005, 02:11 PM
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Speaking of toys, I found this intriguing.
The double entendre potential is very high: Your words move me. I'll give a buzz for lunch. Talk dirty to me. Reach out and touch someone. etc.
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10-19-2005, 05:28 PM
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Isn't it about time for all you ladies to start posting pics of your own favorite toys?
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10-19-2005, 05:48 PM
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Master Dwellar
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CHACHING!
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10-19-2005, 10:21 PM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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Speaking of toys, I found this intriguing.
or time it so she is in a meeting and figuer out how to text the 1812 ovature , buzzbuzzbbuzz , BOOOM ,buzzz buzzz buzzz ,BOOOOOM !!!
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10-20-2005, 09:06 AM
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10-20-2005, 12:48 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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SD, didn't you intend pictures in situ?
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