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Old 07-18-2002, 12:48 PM   #31
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"Where's my fuckin' wife?"
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Old 07-18-2002, 02:04 PM   #32
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[delete tripped over David]

Michael Pallin or some reasonable facimile thereof queried. "Is everything Zen, Allan?"
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Old 07-18-2002, 02:09 PM   #33
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"Who do you think I am, mother fucker? Gavin Fucking Rossdale? I don't give a fucking fuck about zen! Now where's my fucking wife?"

Something was going to have to be done.
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Old 07-18-2002, 02:56 PM   #34
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In comes Pat Croce, proclaiming, "I feel great! And Allen, you can too!"
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Old 07-18-2002, 03:04 PM   #35
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*BLAM* *BLAM*

"I been waitin' to do that, you know, for a long time... I don't need to take your shit, you know, now that, you know, you don't sign my, you know, pay check any more."
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Old 07-18-2002, 03:09 PM   #36
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"We're talking about a paycheck here. A paycheck. A paycheck. Not volunteering. A paycheck. We're talking about a paycheck here. Not volunteering, a paycheck."
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Old 07-19-2002, 06:24 AM   #37
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No longer would Pat live in a van down by the river. An Irish wake...
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Old 07-23-2002, 11:14 AM   #38
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..was out of the question, as it implied an open bar and a large tab. Instead the joyful group, which by this time had closely bonded, quickly moved to...
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Old 07-23-2002, 11:17 AM   #39
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ChiChi's. A celebration of food ensued.
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Old 07-23-2002, 11:41 AM   #40
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Little did they know that the "ground beef" the restaurant was serving was actually dog meat.
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Old 07-23-2002, 11:47 AM   #41
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But FRESH dog meat, so they were spared the cramping and vomiting that plagued the con agra supplied Don Pablo's on the opposite side of the highway. The Chimichanga Chihuahua Fajitas were sizzling and the Mango-glazed...
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Old 07-23-2002, 11:50 AM   #42
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Saint Bernard was as tasty as ever. Ignorance, it seems, is bliss.

Griff ordered the Fried Ice Cream to top off a great dinner.
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Old 07-24-2002, 04:31 PM   #43
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However, the double shot of Triple Sec wasn't settling so well
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Old 07-25-2002, 06:42 AM   #44
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Cooling his fevered brow against the damp chill of porceline, Griff rededicated himself to...
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Old 07-25-2002, 07:27 AM   #45
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...buying every available issue made of the Turkish version of Playboy.
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