One Sentence Story, what again? - Page 4

headsplice · 07-25-2002, 10:07 AM

but little did he know that the Russians had planted a bomb nestled between the exquisite

07-25-2002, 10:21 AM

glossy breasts of Ms. March.

Griff · 07-25-2002, 12:46 PM

Mhich annoyed Wr. Warch to no end. His tequila saturated brain smitching m's and w's lead to...

elSicomoro · 07-25-2002, 03:39 PM

...his embarrassment when he went into the local CVS and asked for a package of "W&W's."

07-25-2002, 03:47 PM

Suddenly, umop apisdn made much more sense to him.

warch · 07-25-2002, 04:31 PM

He retired to the closest sofa, hanging his head over the edge, righting all that mas mrong. Just as he slipped into unconsiousness....

07-25-2002, 04:46 PM

Succubus appeared and fucked him silly.

Griff · 07-26-2002, 06:06 AM

Sexual healing the last of the booze from his system solved one problem but...

headsplice · 07-26-2002, 08:44 AM

the syphillis was a bitch so he went to the doctor and said

Griff · 07-26-2002, 04:56 PM

, "I've been with AI's wife can you..."

elSicomoro · 07-26-2002, 05:26 PM

"help me? They say once you go black you never go back...and I believe it."

Griff · 07-27-2002, 02:26 PM

"There is an experimental therapy but I'm reluctant to bring it up. It involves a slow incremental transition from righteous black women like Aretha Franklin, through a series of lighter women to Halle Berry, followed by a series of soulful white women like Natalie McMasters, unfortunately to be successful you have to complete the therapy with a souless white devil woman preferably Martha Stuart." Mr March grew pale,...

elSicomoro · 07-27-2002, 03:27 PM

"Well, I do know Tipper Gore..."

headsplice · 07-29-2002, 10:17 AM

To which the doctor replied, "Jesus Man! I want to help you, not kill you!" So Mr. March oiled up and slid on out the door, only to run into...

Griff · 07-29-2002, 10:58 AM

...the Rock. Mr. March found himself floating in the English Channel with a dolphin...

07-25-2002, 10:07 AM	#46
headsplice Relaxed Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 676	but little did he know that the Russians had planted a bomb nestled between the exquisite __________________ Don't Panic

07-25-2002, 12:46 PM	#48
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Mhich annoyed Wr. Warch to no end. His tequila saturated brain smitching m's and w's lead to... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-26-2002, 06:06 AM	#53
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Sexual healing the last of the booze from his system solved one problem but... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-26-2002, 08:44 AM	#54
headsplice Relaxed Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 676	the syphillis was a bitch so he went to the doctor and said __________________ Don't Panic

07-26-2002, 04:56 PM	#55
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	, "I've been with AI's wife can you..." __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-25-2002, 10:21 AM	#47
dave Guest Posts: n/a	glossy breasts of Ms. March.

07-25-2002, 03:39 PM	#49
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	...his embarrassment when he went into the local CVS and asked for a package of "W&W's."

07-25-2002, 03:47 PM	#50
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Suddenly, umop apisdn made much more sense to him.

07-25-2002, 04:31 PM	#51
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	He retired to the closest sofa, hanging his head over the edge, righting all that mas mrong. Just as he slipped into unconsiousness....

07-25-2002, 04:46 PM	#52
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Succubus appeared and fucked him silly.

07-26-2002, 05:26 PM	#56
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	"help me? They say once you go black you never go back...and I believe it."

07-27-2002, 02:26 PM	#57
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	"There is an experimental therapy but I'm reluctant to bring it up. It involves a slow incremental transition from righteous black women like Aretha Franklin, through a series of lighter women to Halle Berry, followed by a series of soulful white women like Natalie McMasters, unfortunately to be successful you have to complete the therapy with a souless white devil woman preferably Martha Stuart." Mr March grew pale,... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-27-2002, 03:27 PM	#58
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	"Well, I do know Tipper Gore..."

07-29-2002, 10:17 AM	#59
headsplice Relaxed Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 676	To which the doctor replied, "Jesus Man! I want to help you, not kill you!" So Mr. March oiled up and slid on out the door, only to run into... __________________ Don't Panic

07-29-2002, 10:58 AM	#60
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	...the Rock. Mr. March found himself floating in the English Channel with a dolphin... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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